Imoutgoodbye Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 As every married wizard knows, once a month a gate to the Elemental Plane of Blood opens. It is essential to have these spell ingredients on hands: Tampons, Maxi Pads, and Chocolate. With these ingredients in place study up on your spell book for a banishment spell. Cast Humoranti Expellicus on the object that has been chosen as a gate (the object is exclusively a human female within the household). Caution! Said female is possessed. Tread lightly with any minor incantations and cantrips. A ritual of lawn mowing, taking out the trash, and cleaning the dishes may be required. Any children should be removed from harms way. Beware! Lesser Blood Elementals will try to climb out of any trashes in the house. Do not hesitate to quickly remove a less than full trash from the house. Especially since dogs and cats can be possessed by these. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Weirdest internet post I've come across in awhile... And I frequent reddit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Just popped into my head. The things that go through my mind sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Volgathras Posted June 3, 2015 Implementor Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 10/10 would incant again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Man, I would love to quote one of my drill sergeants right now, but it's far from pg-13 so I'll keep it to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Do we have any -youngins- playing anymore? I'm pretty sure we're all adults, many even married with kids of their own at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Trust me, it was too dirty to post. It would have offended Anume and every other most likely lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Erelei Posted June 3, 2015 Implementor Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 If it's NSFW (and that goes for pictures too) keep that crap off here. I read from work. I know a lot of other people do too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 No it's more or less a remark that targets an individual about their ability to please a woman. Or their lack there of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 dude... wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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