Dear Morlhach

[Imoutgoodbye]

Dear Morlhach,

 

As you may know, the player base is bipolar.  Most of us have not been to see an actual shrink, but we did take online tests that confirmed everything from Avoidant Personality Disorder to just being plain freaks that like porn.  While we cannot apologize for this (those of us with Narcissistic Personality Disorder can't see anything wrong with ourselves), we would like to take the opportunity to let you know we love you.  Some days.  Usually the ones where can get out of bed and put on our fuzzy pink bunny slippers.

 

Sometimes we think we want one thing except when we get it we don't always want it and want to reverse decision.  This may be us being unable to make up our minds (could be the hormone pills for the sex change, we're not sure, as there's also much discussion about whether or not it's us getting in touch with our feminine sides) or it could be that we want to see if you back up the code so it can be quickly reversed.  All bets are you make Naruthiron memorize it before you change it, knowing we will in fact change our minds and then you can torture him to recite it line by line with some crazy mnemonic device while checking the code you backed up on a 5 1/4" floppy.  Don't lie, we know you be runnin' that old Apple hardware.

 

Of course, we the player base as individuals are often funny creatures, the legion among the legion.  Screw Occam's Razor.  We want this to be as complicated as possible just to ensure our uniqueness.  No, the fuzzy pink bunny slippers are not enough.  We also have a fuzzy pink bathrobe complete with bunny ears hoodie! Even when we are arguing against what we say we're arguing for, we're never wrong.

 

Sincerely,

 

Legionnaire Valek

 

P.S.  I want a pink pony at the Val Miran stables, please and thank you.

[Mudder]

I vote that at the Val Miran stables, any mount Valek purchases actually be a pink pony. Please and thank you.

[Fool_Hardy]

Dear God he took his meds!

JK you know I love you rev.