The Professor Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 FLASH! A near-blinding whirl of sequins catches the light and reflectsit back a hundredfold as this gorgeously handsome man strikes a pose. Hisdirty blonde hair is rife with product and combed back in a magnificentstyle. His visage is too pretty by half, pushing the boundary of beingfeminine, his lips twisted in a smile that is half-pout, half-kiss. Longfaux eyelashes accentuate his stunning features, including two glisteningemerald eyes in a permanent state of mischievous winking. SPARKLE! A silk cape bedazzled with all manner of gems and sequins, andthen covered with a layer of fine glittery powder, produces a spectaculareffect as it wraps around the man's form like a fabulous viper. Beneath thewhirling cape is more sequin-specked attire: a white and pink ruffledlate-age dance shirt! With the majority of the buttons undone, a luscioustuft of blonde chest hair billows out from the garment. GLAM! A skin-tight pair of black leather pants encloses the junk in thishunk's trunk. His well-toned rump is followed by firm, muscular legs thatappear to have enjoyed many a workout and dance routine. A ruby encrustedbelt is clasped loosely around his waist, clearly more for decoration thanfunction. And of course, what ensemble would be complete without a dashingpair of six-inch white velour pumps! On the tongue of each shoe is a singleword: "BAD" on the left and "GIRL" on the right.I posted this because it's just too awesome not to share. It's not a roleplay perspective with which I would have gone, but it's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Even funnier when you consider the character this description belongs. Good job indeed. On the description and on the RP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaerick Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 You should see the journals. Either funny, terrifying, or both lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 It's funny. I still think about the description of the illithid that when you looked at it (her?) the description went into a scene where a table was whipped out, massage given, and then it moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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