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FLASH!  A near-blinding whirl of sequins catches the light and reflects

it back a hundredfold as this gorgeously handsome man strikes a pose.  His
dirty blonde hair is rife with product and combed back in a magnificent
style.  His visage is too pretty by half, pushing the boundary of being
feminine, his lips twisted in a smile that is half-pout, half-kiss.  Long
faux eyelashes accentuate his stunning features, including two glistening
emerald eyes in a permanent state of mischievous winking.  
 
SPARKLE!  A silk cape bedazzled with all manner of gems and sequins, and
then covered with a layer of fine glittery powder, produces a spectacular
effect as it wraps around the man's form like a fabulous viper.  Beneath the
whirling cape is more sequin-specked attire: a white and pink ruffled
late-age dance shirt!  With the majority of the buttons undone, a luscious
tuft of blonde chest hair billows out from the garment.  
 
GLAM!  A skin-tight pair of black leather pants encloses the junk in this
hunk's trunk.  His well-toned rump is followed by firm, muscular legs that
appear to have enjoyed many a workout and dance routine.  A ruby encrusted
belt is clasped loosely around his waist, clearly more for decoration than
function.  And of course, what ensemble would be complete without a dashing
pair of six-inch white velour pumps!  On the tongue of each shoe is a single
word: "BAD" on the left and "GIRL" on the right.


I posted this because it's just too awesome not to share. It's not a roleplay perspective with which I would have gone, but it's hilarious! 
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