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Guys, if you see a name that needs smiting, please tell us instead of just sitting back and privately laughing. Names DO get by us from time to time.

In this case, can one of you guys just tell me exactly what a Finkle Einhorn is? :)

Well, with a name that obvious I thought I didn't have to say anything. Then I didn't see him again for about a week.

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Venturaosity. A religion started sometime circa 1995. When the meaning of life was found in the Movie "Ace Ventura; Pet Detective" the secret was shared with but a few. Over the years the following has grown to over 25 million across the globe; Performing ritualistic dances and holding sermons of Ace's duties. A problem arose in 1999 when the Scientologists decided that the Venturians were becoming a more powerful force than they were. The scientologists, with their ancient alien technology, made gene-boosted Harpies to assassinate high ranked elders of the Venturosian ways. Word of these dastardly deeds spread like wildfire throughout their underground communities. In retaliation the Venturians constructed a grand laser to be fired directly into space. Venturian spies collected data from the grand-masters of the Scientologists and discovered to coordinated for Xenu's spaceship. That was the mark fired upon by the Venturians. With the destruction of their savior and Lord the Scientologists then accepted defeat and fell with ease. Their amassed wealth was then secretly laundered into a new radical Religion, known soley as "The Royal Order of the Pie of Destiny"...the rest...is history.

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