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So I get super wasted last night.  Was having a great time playing some Forsaken Lands listening to spotify.  I get a phone call from a friend whom asks me to come over to her place.  I think about it for a minute, its been a minute since I have seen her, so I quit FL and go over.  Needless to say we have some much needed playtime.  When its all said and done she turns to me and says "So I was walking on the street the other day and a little voice in my head told me we were going to get married.  There is nothing you can do about it, you cant escape me."

 

OMG did my heart drop.  First of I was married before and have three kids.  Learned my lesson.  Not doing that again.

 

Like I wanted to run for the hills, but I took a cab there was pretty wasted and it was like 40KM away from my house.  Lets just say the next 2 hours before I fell asleep, watching Doctor Strange (awesome)  was indeed awkward.

 

Any ladies or gents with cool creepy stories?

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I once dated a girl for a couple weeks and I stayed at her place for prob about 5 days in a row. On that sixth night I took her to a dinner and a movie. Then I wanted to sleep in my own bed and some time alone. So when I dropped her off at home she slammed my car door, jumped into her car, and I thought, "She's going to follow me home or some shit..." Nope. She went straight to the bar to get blitz instead. No thanks.

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There's a lot of factors for me that would come into play if this ever happened to me. For instance, is she looking to have (more) kids than you already have? If so, do you really want more? Does she have a history of being completely insane to others she's with? If so, cut ties and run. Are you interested in her in terms of a long term relationship at all? There's honestly a lot of ways it can go for you and the ball is in your court unless you have already answered to it.

For my own story, I used to work with a gal  for a couple years who took time off because she got pregnant and had a kid out of wedlock to a guy who ultimately turned out to be a super douche and horrible human being overall. I had 0 interest in her ever and she was easy to talk to until I caught on to the fact that she seemed slightly off and it dawned on me she was trying to flirt (I'm honestly completely oblivious to this). I stopped talking to her and then my best friend who happened to come in quite frequently at the time started dating her. He ended up getting a job in another state making pretty good money and ended up proposing to her a month into the relationship which by most people's standards are insane. Great for him, he gets married, I remain single pretty much a majority of the time by choice. She comes into town with him from time to time to visit friends/family while he does the same thing.

One night we're all drinking pretty heavily and she turns to me and says, "You know before I met Tony (my friend), I was really infatuated with you because you were my boss and I just couldn't ever get the nerve up to ask you out." (I was never her boss, it's honestly just the way I hold myself and people perceive me and a decade later people still perceive me on a higher position than I really am despite that now I am indeed a Manager.)

The only thing I can ever respond with is that she's much happier now with my friend and that's a good thing. Then I look at my friend just to thank his retarded ass for jumping the gun because I would never be able to tolerate the things he has managed to get through in the last decade with her. Sure I'm still single, but I did manage to luck out and not end up with bat shit crazy right off the bat at least, but I still have a few of those pop up randomly from time to time. I've got a few more stories that are messed up that I could literally write books about if I wanted to. Not all of them as entertaining though.

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Sounds to me like you've dodged a bullet, and your friend is happy.  So two birds with one stone.

 

As I was saying it's just super awkward with her.  She really cool, she helps me out.  Yet she just wants things I no longer want.  I am happy being single after being married for 12 years.  I don't think I will ever jump into another marriage.  I have made it clear to her that I am happy the way things are, yet she seems to think this road is going to a city its not.  I try to be nice.  I have to be careful with this one.  Before I am locked in a room for the rest of my life.

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Well, I don't tell my stories then, for they're some "Next level fuck of fucked up"-stuff. INSTEAD!
I will tell a story of my good friend, this made me laugh my arse off at the spot.

Here goes:

My friend was dating a girl of age 20-something. Everything was fine, the girl had months ago (according to her)  broken up with her short-time boyfriend, so there wasn't any risks in sight. 
The town is small where my friend lives so some rumours soon reached my friends ear - the rumors said that the girl is still together with his ex, thus the girl is EDIT: in relationship with two men at the same time.

My friend confronted her about this over phone.. and the girl went batshit crazy. (EDIT: The girl first of course denied everything, and the coming fight happened bit later, not instantly like I first told you.)

The girl didn't know my friend was at work, but she stormed at his flat and tried to forcedly enter his apartment. No luck in that, so she had sprayed OC from the mailbox -opening indoors, while screaming
profanities (neighbors witnessed all this). Oblivious of all this, my friend came back from work and parked his car on the street. 

Suddenly he was ambushed by the girl. The girl opened up with a hefty spray of OC at his face. He was shortly blinded and in a bit of a pain, so the girl legsweeped him and then mounted him on top and began
slamming punches at his face. The fight continued for a while, my friend can't remember for how long. Suddenly he noticed that the girl wasn't at him no more.

Then he heard car revving up and tires screeching. He just barely rolled out of the way as the girlfriend of dreams tried to run over him.

Cops were called, chick jailed.
And everyone lived happily ever after.

@Celerity, you're up.

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Hahahahaha.  Omg love it.   That reminds me of one of the dumbest things I have ever done.  I will save that story for later in the post when more stories come to light.  Let the darkness out folks.  Let the Darkness out.  Release your DEMONS

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Here's another.

I was at work one night and it's probably about 2am or so. I get a message on Facebook from someone I work with and figure what the hell, I'll talk for a little bit. You know those feelings you get when you're talking to someone and something inside clicks in your mind saying to run, but ignore all such feelings? Well needless to say, I tried to adhere to it. This gal messages me saying that she's drunk as hell at that moment and was happy she didn't work that morning. That's the starter of it all before she says she likes me. My mind is saying run, my dick is saying go for it. She's not ugly by any means, but I told her that maybe she should sober up some before she puts more thought into that one. She got slightly defensive about it.

A few days later I tell her I like her too (which is true). We start dating and end up in a relationship that ruins me in ways I never thought possible. Because of the fact that I was her manager, despite the fact that I have no real interaction with her given her job, we have to keep it quiet. Eventually someone finds out and it spreads extremely fast and I get transferred. One day I realize that she's starting to pull away and I know she's had issues growing up that lead her to try committing suicide and that she really needed therapy to help her, because albeit I cared about her, I couldn't do anything about it. She kept pulling further and further away until finally I said I was done, and not because I was sick of her or anything, but because I wanted her to get help she needed and I would gladly start where we left off when she felt the time was ready.

I came to find out that the reason she pulled away was because she was still hung up on a guy she grew up with and was with over a decade prior, and that guy messaged her telling her he was getting married and regretted sending her away, and really wished it had been her instead. A month goes by and she messages me out of the blue and we start talking more frequently again. I end up going over and spending time with her and her kid again thinking that maybe this was a good thing and that she had figured some of the things out she was hung up on. Unfortunately, in such a short time, she became almost an entirely different person. She started seeing a guy shortly after we broke up which hurt pretty bad at the time considering it was hard to fathom someone not reciprocating the same feelings back as I had the entire time.

She ended up getting into a financial situation and I didn't want to see her or her kid out on the streets and I had found out she was a few months behind on her rent. Naturally me being who I am, I ended up paying her rent and a few other things to the sum of around $5000 that she said she'd pay me back for when she had money. From there it was just downhill and by the beginning of the year she was with someone else again who threatened to kill me if I ever messaged her again or talked to her. I was a state away at that point, and considering I can take care of myself, I sent her a message anyways and told her the guys she had been going for lately were real winners and told her what he'd said. She turned out to be okay with that, but then he apparently posted an ad on Craigslist and she found out about it. She finally dropped him and wanted to start talking again.

Within about a week she started seeing someone else again and I had let her son borrow a few games of mine. He tells me one day that he was done with them so I could grab them when I wanted to. I felt a courtesy text would be good rather than randomly showing up on her doorstep looking to get my things, but she just snaps, tells me that I'll be lucky if I ever get them back because I wasn't allowed to go over. I gave five different ways I could possibly get them back and four were ones she wouldn't even have to see me to do. All were denied. I ended up talking to an old friend of hers and he told me she was notorious for not paying bills/rent as well as keeping things from ex boyfriends. Finally I just gave up ever seeing any of them ever again and it took a while for me to figure out what I enjoyed anymore as it had been some time since I last actually enjoyed anything. So I got into gaming again.

One day I notice a missed call from her. I asked her if it was accidental and she said yes. I didn't think anything of it. A month later, almost to the day, I end up seeing about 5 texts and 22 calls from just her. Her son also had called a few times and messaged me once. I figured I'd respond back to her telling her I think she accidentally butt dialed me again just to be a smart ass, but I still had feelings for her so I dug a little deeper. Turned out she got drunk, beat the shit out of her boyfriend at that time and the cops had been called by her son who was scared out of his mind. I call after she tells me it wasn't accidental and end up finding this all out. The boyfriend didn't want to press charges, but the Police ended up talking to me and telling me she needed someone to pick her up a few cities over, otherwise her son would go to child protective services and she'd be arrested for sure.

It took me about 45 minutes to get there and I didn't really say a word the entire time after I picked her up. I drove her back home before I finally went home myself. She started talking to me more again, apologized profusely, but I did get all of my things back that night because I wasn't planning on her messaging me ever again. We end up spending about 4 months together again at her request and the night of her birthday I take her, her son, and her sister out for dinner/games. She gets a little drunk before asking me at the end of the night if it would be a bad thing asking if I would be willing to drop her off at a friends house. At this point, I'd spent those four months falling all over again and willing to jump oceans in order to help her and she claimed to be having those same feelings for me too. I was obviously upset and told her to drive herself but got guilt tripped into it. I told her I was going home and that I wasn't going to come back, so hopefully this friend had a way to get her home.

Needless to say, she met a guy that night whom she ended up giving me the boot this time around and said we couldn't see each other anymore because of it. It had crushed me once again and I didn't hear from her in a few months before she messaged me about how this guy was a huge asshole and she wasn't sure if she could keep going on with him. This started happening more and more and finally I told her she was being stupid to keep someone who constantly told her she was too fucked up for anyone to ever care about her and sends her off crying all on nights they're supposed to be spending time with each other so he could game. Finally I had asked if she had so little respect for herself and she was afraid to be alone that she's okay staying with the guy. I decided from that point forward I wouldn't hold back the punches because I didn't want to listen to how awful the douche would treat her, especially knowing that I would treat her ten times better easily.

In the end, I had realized that she had kept fighting to keep him and would plead for him not to leave her. This is literally about 3 years time worth from beginning to end (from the first message on Facebook until now) and I had figured that I would be completely over it by now, but I realized I am not even close to that. She still messages me randomly about how he treats her and refuses to leave despite the fact he uses drugs at her home and he's on probation for aggravated assault/battery. But because of it being great with him at one point in time, she doesn't want to lose that time with him because they were really amazing to her. Then I realized that the feelings I had were for someone she no longer is and can't be anymore. I do realize I can change it so that I don't have to hear from her anymore, but for some reason I can't let go of it yet. The last thing I  had told her to date was that sometimes we must choose between what's good for us and to let go of the memories of the great from the past or keep plugging away at it and hope for the best.

So how did she ruin me exactly? The fact that before she came along I caved for no one, expressed no emotion in any degree, just to finally think that I had found that one person who would be the one for me. That sense of urgency to run has never been wrong for me, but I chose to ignore it anyways. The moral of it all though? Listen to your gut.

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So back when I was about to come home from the Marines I make a post online telling everyone and get a reply from this very good looking woman saying we should meet when I do.  We start chatting, she sends some preview photos and we mess around on webcam.  During the time I was gone I lost contact with all of my old friends except one over the years and he'd moved so I couldn't get any info on her.  So about a week before my time to come home she tells me she doesn't want to know the exact day I'm coming home instead she wants me to surprise her.  Ok cool...then she tells me her address and says she just wants me to show up at her house suddenly.  Odd but not too bad right?  She then proceeds to go into detail about how she wants me to break into her home and violently rape her without letting her know it was me.  This has apparently been her lifelong fantasy.  We stopped talking a bit after that.

So I come home and a few days later go to a party and got hammered, friend's girl shows up and demands he gets in the vehicle and leaves with her so I'm running solo and decide to call up the only for sure thing I knew in town.  So my drunk self drives there, has playtime twice with her and stay the night.  Next day I wake up to the smell of breakfast cooking and walk into the kitchen to her in nothing but an apron and figure I might be able to overlook that rape fantasy...until I walk sober around the house and see her wedding photos with a close friend in high school.  He worked on the barge and was gone for  two weeks at a time.  Told him, he cussed me then lied to her about leaving and managed to catch her with another guy.  Lost a friend and had a messed up first week back home.

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Tantangel.  I am going to say this, it is clear you are a good person with a great heart.

 

You did absolutely nothing wrong by catching feelings for someone who clearly had their own agenda.  Sometimes life has a way of throwing us curveballs that are impossible to hit.  The reason we are thrown these though is so that we know not to swing for them.  I can relate to you 100%.  I just hope you know that this is not the person for you.  I wasted nearly a decade of my life with someone who was not right for me.  I was blessed with 3 beautiful children for it, which I will never trade for.  Yet at moments I feel I missed out on something more.

 

I just want you to keep your head up and know you handled the situation perfectly.  The person for you will come to light.  Everything you tried to accomplish with that person will indeed translate into a better relationship with the person you are meant to be with.

 

I live by a very specific code.  EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.  Its up to you to decide whether you were meant to learn from the experience.  I know from that post that is indeed what was supposed to happen.

 

If you dont wake up everyday knowing that you need to make that person happier then you make yourself, then that is not the person for you.

 

I want to thank you for sharing.

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30 minutes ago, Ambroas said:

So back when I was about to come home from the Marines I make a post online telling everyone and get a reply from this very good looking woman saying we should meet when I do.  We start chatting, she sends some preview photos and we mess around on webcam.  During the time I was gone I lost contact with all of my old friends except one over the years and he'd moved so I couldn't get any info on her.  So about a week before my time to come home she tells me she doesn't want to know the exact day I'm coming home instead she wants me to surprise her.  Ok cool...then she tells me her address and says she just wants me to show up at her house suddenly.  Odd but not too bad right?  She then proceeds to go into detail about how she wants me to break into her home and violently rape her without letting her know it was me.  This has apparently been her lifelong fantasy.  We stopped talking a bit after that.

So I come home and a few days later go to a party and got hammered, friend's girl shows up and demands he gets in the vehicle and leaves with her so I'm running solo and decide to call up the only for sure thing I knew in town.  So my drunk self drives there, has playtime twice with her and stay the night.  Next day I wake up to the smell of breakfast cooking and walk into the kitchen to her in nothing but an apron and figure I might be able to overlook that rape fantasy...until I walk sober around the house and see her wedding photos with a close friend in high school.  He worked on the barge and was gone for  two weeks at a time.  Told him, he cussed me then lied to her about leaving and managed to catch her with another guy.  Lost a friend and had a messed up first week back home.

 

 

 

Wow omg so crazy.  I have such a similar story.  I am dating this girl for a year and half about a year after my divorce.  She says to me I want you to rape me and do crazy things to me.

 

So its been a few months, she is into some freaky stuff and Ive tied her up........so on so forth.  I am not such a kinky guy but you know i do like to have a good time.

 

A few more months pass and and she keeps bringing up this rape fantasy.  I was never really into it.

 

Finally we get drunk one night on gin (The panty remover)  So I decide okay tonight is the the night to try and give her what she has been after.

 

It turns into a complete disaster.  She freaks out.  She was my girlfriend and living with me so she sleeps on the couch and I sleep in the bed.

 

The next morning we wake up.  I make breakfast and have coffee and she asks me wtf happened last night.  I say I did what you have been asking me to do for like a year.

 

She responds, omg is that what that was, Im  like yeah.........like what did you think?

 

Needless to say we came up with a safeword after that, but then she turned out to be a complete nut job who tried to stab me with a chef knife.

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Well god dam it. I guess I have to share something don't I.. though I was about to go on a forum strike. Alright well, I guess I will post this then commence my forum strike. 

I'll prewarn everyone, this is kinda a weird story and to this day I'm curious as to what actually happened to the girl. Alright well, let us begin. 

I've been in sales now for nearly 15+ years, however, I did have a beginning. After doing in-store demonstrations and making some really good money, I realised I hated all the traveling. So, I came up with the idea of trying phone sales. Well, to my surprise I loved it. I could call 100+ people in a day and make 15-20 sales within a day which was pretty much unheard of. Now, obviously when you start making a name for yourself people start watching. There was this Iranian girl, I will keep her name classified but let's just say she was about a 8.5 in my books, and i have VERY high standards. 

Over the course of a few months, I noticed she would give me these very flirtatious eyes, but I was kinda confused because her HUSBAND also worked within the call center and he was ALWAYS glued to her hip. This guy was an asshole, talked a lot of shit and had some serious inferior complexes. He would always exaggerate and make himself to be a lot bigger/successful/important than he really was. He had a gambling problem and just talked a lot of shit. 

Anyways, during that time period in my life I was a little bit of a player, young and dumb and thought I was gods gift to woman. I was about 25 married, yet wasn't the most faithful person on the planet. I didn't make a full U-turn until I was about 30 and then had I whole new respect and appreciate for woman that changed my life. Anyways, at that time I also was caught up into a pretty crazy life. Let's just say I wasn't an ideal citizen. I was confused, young and dove into a lot of stuff. My father was a dealer, mother was a prostitute turned real estate agent and I had access to everything. Guns, Drugs and was raised to take care of yourself before anyone else. 

So, one day, I was at work late because I was recently promoted to manager and was dying to leave work and smoke a joint. It was about 10pm (our work yours wer ecrazy). Now, to my surprise, I noticed the girl still at work AND her husband wasn't around. Now, I've hung out with her many times and 98% of the time her husband was lurking about. So, as I was leaving she asked me if I had something to smoke, and obviously I said yes. She then asked me if I would wait for her and hook her up. 

Now, it was Friday, and at the time every friday I would mix some Rasbery Vodka in my Rasbery flavored water, so I had a nice little buzz going on. When we finally met in the back of the office, she wanted to smoke in the underground parking. I sat there, smoked with her and didn't think much of it. Then she started talking about wanting to be free, her husband was like a prison sentence, it was an arranged marriage and all kinds of stuff. Now, being in sales and understanding many situations, my alarms when off because she was selling me something. Almost selling me the idea of she just wanted to be free and not care. 

So, I started to piece everything together and realized she was actually coming on to me, in a weird sad story way. So, being as gusty as I am, I decided to make a move and tried to kiss her. She let me kiss her for about 2 minutes than pulled back and said something about her husband would kill her. I kinda shruged it off and was thinking ya right, he won't actually kill you, let's just keep things quiet. However, she kept saying that she needed to go and he is probably following her now, he has done it in the ast. 

So when I noticed she was a little freaked out, I was ok with it and told her we should probably leave then. As we started to leave, she grabbed my arm and told me she was confused, all she wanted was to stay a bit longer with me, but she felt terrified. Now, I was really hitting her with some life stuff, so during the time we were smoking I was trying my best to understand her feelings, what options she could have and how she could take control of her life.. so she started to really feel connected with my because I actaully understood her. 

So since she pulled my hand again we started to kiss again and get a little hot and heavy. Now, we weren't in the greatest of nabouhood, I started to hear some people approach the parking lot and advised we get out of there. As we started to leave, she grabbed me again and said she didn't want to go. I didn't really know how to respond so I told her let's head to the park that's just down the street and we can hang out on the bench and shoot the shit. As we headed to the bench, we sat there for about 20 minutes talking and expressing ourselves. Then, she suddenly turned to me and asked me why I haven't tried to make love to her.. I was a little confused because 1.) she is married and though we were just fooling around 2.) we are in a park, you don't really have much room to 'make love'. 

I looked at her stunned for a second, because there are so many moments in life when this happens and usually it's after you left a club, so I was shocked that she said this and we were at a god dam park. So, I ended up taking her over to the forest area where there wasn't too many eyes and proceeded to 'make love' to her. Now, after we finished, I was really getting concerned how she would get home. I started to think about how crazy her husband was and was genuinly concerned, she obviously hasn't done something like this before and didn't really plan it out. 

I told her I can give her a ride if she needed, but my ride was at home, with my 'wife'. (I know, so bad). So, I eventually took a cab home, snuck inside, grabbed the car keys and met her a block away. She was actually stunned I returned and thought I would just leave her there. I told her I wouldn't ever do such a thing. Now, I was focused on getting her home and felt pressed for time. Once we got in the car, she told me to park before we go. I ended up parking and she told me she wanted to feel me inside her again.. she didnt want to go home so quick. (Yes I know a little graphic, but we are all adults here.. or are we?). 

So, I ended up endulding myself again in the car and after a while I wanted to make sure she got home. AS I drove her home, she started to freak out. She kept telling me he would kill her and started telling me some crazy stories. I tried to consult her and gave her some golden excuses as to why should was coming home late. I literally gave her like 5 things that were clutch and told her to pick one. So, I dropped her off at the coffee shop by her house and she said she would handle it. Now, the one thing she told me before I left was 'If you don't see me at work on Monday, be worried'. Now, I didn't really take this seriously because I thought it would be all good. 

Monday morning comes and she wasn't at work. I was starting to get a little concerned but it was so busy that I didn't have to much time to go to her section to see if she came. Next thing I know, her HUSBAND came to my cubicle and said we needed to talk. When he said that, I was like.. faaaak, did she really bait me out, I thought we had this under control. Anyways, lunch time came and we both met outside. Now.. I will remind everyone that during this time I was in a very bad period in my life, so I had weapons on me and thought i was king shit. 

So, he approached me and told me that "My wife told me you raped her, I was going to call the police but I wanted to hear your story first". When he said this to me I was like.. wtf, did she actually say that? I really felt I knew her and didn't believe she would talk such bullshit about me and I started to get mad. Now, at the time, I was cought off guard. Thinking back now, if she actually said that, the police would have been there and I would have been arrested. Yet, I was blind sided and immediately got defensive. (To this day I can't believe I fell for this). He then asked me to point out WHERE it happened. I continued to defend myself and said I didn't rape her she was very able and willing, so don't try to put this on me. 

He was said something like 'I just want to see where it happened'. So, I showed him the parking lot where we smoked, then showed him the park where it happened by the fence. He started to get mad and ask me why I would do it and all that jazz. I tried to explain to him how much despair she was in and he really need to change things if he wishes to keep her. So, once we were in front of our building, he told me that the van behind him had 6 guys inside and he was trying to decide with to do with me. 

At that point my blood was pumping and adrenaline kicked in and I was pretty much ready to go. I was also known for a scrapper so he was evaluating how I would react to what he said. Then, I looked at the time and told him I had to go inside and if he wanted to continue this wait for me after work. However, when I went back upstairs I told the director I wasn't feeling good and left through the back and busted my ass home. I even took a few days off to make sure I didn't get sneak attacked at work. When I returned to work, the husband never came back to work and his wife wasn't seen. He told our company that he got an offer in another city and nobody actually heard from her. Then like 3 months later, one of her friends told me that her husband cut two of her fingers in order for her to confess to where she was. She supposedly gave up my name but didn't actually say what happened... then me being the idiot spilled all the beans because I believed what he said.. I've always till been worried about what happened to her. Literally like a scene out of a movie. Let's just say that was a lesson learned and I tried to stay away from married woman. 

 

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Once had a girl tell me she had stomach cancer. The group of friends I was hanging out with at the time believed her and for six months we were all super nice to her and bought things for her. Then one day one of the other friends was with her by her moms and the topic of cancer came up, that chick was lying. She never did show her face again.

A slightly different story, I dated a chick who I meet when she was on the way out with her relationship. I kind of knew the guy and he and I talked before I really started to having any conversations with her, and he told me he was really interested in this other girl. So I asked him if he was cool with me talking to her and he said go for it.

So after a month flirting with the girl, they break up and we start hooking up, and it is wild, honestly the best I have ever had (had I been stupid enough to marry her or stay with her longer, I would probably be dead now). So before long we moved in together and made all kinds of grand plans. She had a smart head on her shoulders and intellectually she was quite stimulating. Little did I know the crazy beast was lurking beneath the surface, waiting for me to relax into a calm state before striking.

I worked full-time and she had a part time job and was going to school (lie #1). She told me she loved visiting me at work (I worked at a retirement home, so lie #2) and surprising me with dinner (an excuse to steal from the register at the restaurant inside the building, I worked in the kitchen). I did not work terribly late (9pm is usually when I left) but she said she liked doing it for me because I was so good to her (lie #3, not because I did not treat her good, but because she is just a conniving bitch).

So after a few months (at least she was smart enough to not empty the register, stealing only $20 or so a time) she tells me about her fantasy regarding pseudo-rape. She basically wanted me to let her fall asleep for a few hours, then in the middle of the night do it. I thought she was joking at first, but she kept hinting at it and talking about how hot it would be. So one night I go out with a buddy who is in town for the weekend and let her know I may not be home until the next morning. Well, we did party that night, but I got tired and decided to head home.

I got in the door and was in absurd disbelief at the sounds I was hearing. I went to open our bedroom door to find not one, but two guys in my bedroom with her, going at it. They of course freaked out, I stabbed one of them with a knife I keep on my dresser and the second got away unscathed. I was livid and thought about hurting her as well (that crazy love can make you insanely irrational) thankfully I had a brief moment of clarity and kicked her out of the apartment throwing some of her clothes at her on the way out.

Lessons to learn: First, you can have some of the best sex of your life with the craziest people in the world. They will have your heart filled with joy and your libido satiated in a way you may have never thought possible. However, chances are that level of crazy is not for you, and will ultimately leave you in a terrible state. Everyone is a little crazy, it is just about finding someone who's crazy you can tolerate and is not going to drown you in theirs.

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