FatMike Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Something is wrong with y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotspring monkey Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 NT, just something ALL men can relate to. No? U WOOMMAAN. I'm notoriously hard to read, or so women tell me. And that's why they have left me. Huh, I'd get bored instantly if I could read a girl like open book. But its story time... I'll skip the bad stories again, but I'll tell you about a hard breakup. So, I was dating a chick with red hair and tight lady parts. You read it right, you could only fit one finger at a time, before she relaxed. She also looked like she was murdered during intercourse. I *NEARLY* get off with that.. Ah, No. I hear this is something they cannot control. A shame. I have had a girl crying when she came. I'm da pimp. Back to the story -> Well, she said to me that she hates men whom are like "everything goes, you decide"-type. I don't like people like that either too. I got bit pissed off this at some point. "Everything goes", so I put it in her butt. I got bored and wanted to get rid off her ... I was chatting with her online and asking casually how she is. My next line would have been "This not working, me ug ug leaves." Well, duh. ALL finnish people love small-talk, so its best to answer to a casual "whatsup" with a "my father just died, but I'm *crying* OK." Well, damn. I guess I'll wait a bit and give her some shoulder support. After a month she confronted me finally and I called her that this is not working. A year later I called her drunk and did the Dark Kermit shit ...and watched her cringe one more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zavero Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English lad Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Anonymous forum - Check People making wild stories about their sex life - Check "Humble Bragging" about how cool they are - Check Ragging on Ex's - Check Ah Internet, never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotspring monkey Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 A white knight ^^ I wouldn't be this fucked up, awesome person without my Ex's SO I'm grateful for every one of them. Thank you. Those "next level shit"-stories would include insane violence, suicide, breast cancer, basic mental violence and generally my dates dying around me. I didn't kill anyone. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool_Hardy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 You folks really make me wonder. Personally, I will celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary in February. I think marriage is a good thing. Could be I got lucky and married the right woman. Could be as simple as realizing life was bigger than me at some point. Likely however it comes from a lesson my late Marine father drilled into his children. Somewhere in the universe there is a center point, everything known to science revolves around that point, and that point is not you. So I entered in to marriage knowing I was Joining something bigger than me. So you can relate, I was an , and knew I wanted to end an [E]. (there can be no [L]) Maybe in your future endeavors, apply as much of yourself to the one you claim to love as you would to ANY faction in our game. My 2 cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotspring monkey Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Fool_Hardy said: You folks really make me wonder. Personally, I will celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary in February. I think marriage is a good thing. Could be I got lucky and married the right woman. Could be as simple as realizing life was bigger than me at some point. Likely however it comes from a lesson my late Marine father drilled into his children. Somewhere in the universe there is a center point, everything known to science revolves around that point, and that point is not you. So I entered in to marriage knowing I was Joining something bigger than me. So you can relate, I was an , and knew I wanted to end an [E]. (there can be no [L]) Maybe in your future endeavors, apply as much of yourself to the one you claim to love as you would to ANY faction in our game. My 2 cents. Good for you. I've been just extremely unlucky with my relationships and I've paid the price with extremely bad outcomes. If I had the chance to get same you have gotten.. I'd have taken it. I don't believe in many things, but I believe in duct tape. Too bad it doesn't help in cases like this. I think I rolled perk unlucky for real life. Sucks to be me. But this thread was about stories, not bs like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Fool_Hardy said: Somewhere in the universe there is a center point, everything known to science revolves around that point I agree with the message, so I hate to say this, but this just isn't true. The universe, so far as we can tell, has no center point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 OMG just got home, its 6am est ........Got a crazy story.........NOTE TO SELF. DO NOT PLAY FORSAKEN LANDS IN THIS STATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotspring monkey Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Being mad fucking lunatic that I'm, hearing this just shatters me. Anyway, a fucking EPIC play of a good song. (To those lunatics stories this is somewhat my next best thing SHE used to sing in karaoke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 @hotspring monkey has sent me a PM saying that my stories did indeed make him blush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotspring monkey Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 13 minutes ago, Celerity said: has sent me a PM saying that my stories did indeed make him blush. More like... aroused and feeling wtf, but sure. I did blush a bit. but WTF. I'm not sure if we had any competition here, but sure.. you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted December 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 12 hours ago, hotspring monkey said: More like... aroused and feeling wtf, but sure. I did blush a bit. but WTF. I'm not sure if we had any competition here, but sure.. you win. Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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