Never Fight a thief on their terms!!

[Anonymous]

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Kelmi!'
Kelmi's crush maims you!
Kelmi tries to disarm you, but fails.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's crush decimates you!
You parry Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's crush decimates you!
Kelmi's wrath LACERATES you!
You are shocked by the lightning from "Masher," the Chieftain's Mace adorned with a starshard.
Kelmi's shocking bite grazes you.
Kelmi throws his faith daggers and hits you with one of them.
Kelmi's blow wounds you gravely.
Kelmi's throw MASSACRES you!
Kelmi dodges your attack.
Kelmi sidesteps your attack.
Kelmi's circle sidestep injures you.
Kelmi parries your attack.
Kelmi sidesteps your attack.
Kelmi's circle sidestep grazes you.
Kelmi dodges your attack.
A necklace of crow feathers glimmers with a divine intensity.
You are already armored.
Kelmi's poison scratches him.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's crush misses you.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's crush maims you!
You feel an ancient sceptre adorned with a razor crystal drawing your life away.
Kelmi's life drain scratches you.
You can feel an ancient sceptre adorned with a razor crystal dig into your body.
Kelmi's wrath grazes you.
Kelmi has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|===|---]
<642hp 658m 516mv>   3 You can't concentrate enough.
Kelmi has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|===|---]
<642hp 658m 516mv>   3 You flee from combat!
Kelmi's wounding scratches you.
Before the Hall
  Sprawling before you is a massive construct of wood.  Fully hundreds of
feet long and over a hundred feet wide, this multi-storied structure looms
above even the tallest tree.  Made of the thick, ancient trees, interlaced,
and set with tar and pitch, it is topped off with a brick shingled roof. 
There is no decoration covering the outside, or sign announcing its name or
purpose.  Inside there can be heard the muffled sounds of combat and raucous
laughter and singing.  Around the structure lies a tall wooden fence with
guard shacks placed at the openings, and towers set high above.  

[Exits: (north) south]
Towering far above the treeline a Titan stands here.
The Warmaster altar stands here.
The Titan says 'You are not welcome here!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by the Titan!'
The Titan's chop LACERATES you!
The Titan tries to disarm you, but fails.
Kelmi throws his faith daggers and hits you with one of them.
Kelmi's throw MASSACRES you!
The Titan is in excellent condition. 

Cassius: [===|===|=--|---]
<531hp 658m 515mv>   3 
The Titan dodges your attack.
Your flaming bite MASSACRES the Titan!
Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS the Titan!
Your slash LACERATES the Titan!
You parry the Titan's attack.
Luckily your feet aren't on the ground.
The Titan has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|=--|---]
<531hp 658m 515mv>   3 
Kelmi walks in.
The Titan has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|=--|---]
<531hp 658m 515mv>   3 You scan all around.
You scan north.
You scan east.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
An impish looking halfling is here, running away.
You scan west.
You scan up.
You scan down.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Kelmi!'
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's crush MUTILATES you!
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's crush decimates you!
You are shocked by the lightning from "Masher," the Chieftain's Mace adorned with a starshard.
Your muscles stop responding.
Kelmi's shocking bite grazes you.
Kelmi throws his faith daggers and hits you with none of them.
Kelmi's throw misses you.
The Titan has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|---|---]
<460hp 658m 515mv>   3 
The Titan dodges your attack.
Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS the Titan!
Your slash misses the Titan.
Kelmi's poison scratches him.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's wrath MUTILATES you!
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
The Titan's chop misses you.
The Titan's chop maims you!
You parry the Titan's attack.
The Titan tries to disarm you, but fails.
The Titan has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|---|---]
<387hp 658m 515mv>   3 
You manage to mend your wounds.
Kelmi slows down.
The Titan has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|===|---|---]
<387hp 658m 530mv>   4 You flee from combat!
A cove
  A small circuler area is here surrounded by rocks and vines.  Lush, green 
grass grows here seemingly serenading the existence of this almost perfect 
hideout.  The cove seems to be some sort of entrance.

[Exits: north east west]
     A large wooden board hangs on the nail here.
An impish looking halfling is here, running away.

<387hp 658m 529mv>   4 
Kelmi walks in.

<387hp 658m 529mv>   4 The brambus needler springs!
The brambus needler's sliver salvo *** DEMOLISHES *** you!

<285hp 658m 529mv>   4 
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Kelmi!'
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's groin kick injures you.
You feel an ancient sceptre adorned with a razor crystal drawing your life away.
Kelmi's life drain scratches you.
You can feel an ancient sceptre adorned with a razor crystal dig into your body.
Kelmi's wrath wounds you.
You are shocked by the lightning from "Masher," the Chieftain's Mace adorned with a starshard.
Kelmi's shocking bite hits you.
Kelmi throws his faith daggers and hits you with one of them.
Kelmi's throw MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Kelmi has a few scratches. 

Cassius: [===|---|---|---]
<157hp 658m 529mv>   4 
Your slash MUTILATES Kelmi!
Kelmi parries your attack.
Kelmi parries your attack.
Your flaming bite maims Kelmi!
Kelmi parries your attack.
Kelmi's poison scratches him.
You parry Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's groin kick wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Kelmi's attack.
You dodge Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi's wrath MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Kelmi's crush devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Kelmi's attack.
Kelmi has some small wounds and bruises. 

Cassius: [=--|---|---|---]
<65hp 658m 529mv>   4 You flee from combat!
An overgrown path
  You are on a faint dirt path, which has been almost completely wiped out 
with time.  Numerous types of vegetation grows upon and around the walking 
area.  A faint fragrance from flowers nearby catches your attention.

[Exits: south west]
Kelmi throws his faith daggers and hits you with one of them.
Kelmi's blow wounds you gravely.
Kelmi's throw MASSACRES you!
You are stunned, but will probably recover.

<-2hp 658m 528mv>   4 You are too stunned to do that.

<-2hp 658m 528mv>   4 You are too stunned to do that.

<-2hp 658m 528mv>   4 You are too stunned to do that.
You have been SLAYED!!
 

Anonymous poster hash: 3b8ae...891

[Tantangel]

Were you at full HP when this started? Why didn't you use the aid of a Vamp spell that could've helped you more? Avoid fighting with few exits, if you do, you're definitely not going to have an easy fight. Look into various wands/scrolls that may help you get the edge too.

[Anonymous]

Ya I was full health. There are a million things I did wrong here. I went and fought him when he was ready for me, not a smart move. His first round removed me of 70% of my health. Yes, I could have also did a little something so I didn't engage first, then come in. Heh, just noticed him there and thought I could sneak in a ecstasy, which he was poisoned and waiting for it. I have to really stop being lazy with this class, dunno why I haven't put in the effort like I usually do with other toons. 

Anonymous poster hash: 3b8ae...891

[Trick]

How does Kelmi have haste? I'm gonna GUESS that its the fancy wheel thing in Willow Palm that he is using to get that affect..

[Anonymous]

a ) I wasn't ready

b ) missing from the log:

A vampire bat just got nailed by the brambus needler. (at hour #1)

The sky darkens as a swarm of bats swoop in and converges into the form of Cassius. (at hour #3)

<1092/1119hp 484/624m 504/512mv> D 3 6384 <20838 GOLD> 
The Ford is [WARMASTER] controlled.  Players near you:
<PK>   Cassius                          A cove
<PK>   Kelmi                            A cove

<1092/1119hp 484/624m 504/512mv> D 3 6384 <20838 GOLD> 
murder Cassius
Cassius yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Kelmi!'

 

9 minutes ago, Anonymous said:

70% of my health.

Well, I'll f* this up, so someone count the right values from 1st murder round:

maim = 35
decimate = 27
decimate = 27
LACERATE = 48
graze = 7
MASSACRE = 73
injure = 15
graze = 7
maim = 35
scratches = 3
graze = 7

total = 286

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My client: Cassius has quite a few wounds. 50-75%

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Cassius health bar after 1st round. 70%?

Cassius: [===|===|===|---]
<642hp 658m 516mv>  

 

 

-Rat

Anonymous poster hash: 6e639...573

[f0xx]

8 minutes ago, Trick said:

How does Kelmi have haste? I'm gonna GUESS that its the fancy wheel thing in Willow Palm that he is using to get that affect..

There's a certain lockbox item that does that, OR something else. The haste is the more useful thing of the two.

[sarcon]

'Help! I am being attacked by Kelmi!'

 

Well, I'll f* this up, so someone count the right values from 1st murder round:

maim = 35
decimate = 27
decimate = 27
LACERATE = 48
graze = 7
MASSACRE = 73
injure = 15
graze = 7
maim = 35
scratches = 3
graze = 7

total = 286

 

 

-Rat

Anonymous poster hash: 6e639...573

 

Your forgetting the other Throw Kelmi

3 You flee from combat!
Kelmi's wounding scratches you.
Before the Hall
  Sprawling before you is a massive construct of wood.  Fully hundreds of
feet long and over a hundred feet wide, this multi-storied structure looms
above even the tallest tree.  Made of the thick, ancient trees, interlaced,
and set with tar and pitch, it is topped off with a brick shingled roof. 
There is no decoration covering the outside, or sign announcing its name or
purpose.  Inside there can be heard the muffled sounds of combat and raucous
laughter and singing.  Around the structure lies a tall wooden fence with
guard shacks placed at the openings, and towers set high above.  

[Exits: (north) south]
Towering far above the treeline a Titan stands here.
The Warmaster altar stands here.
The Titan says 'You are not welcome here!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by the Titan!'
The Titan's chop LACERATES you!
The Titan tries to disarm you, but fails.
Kelmi throws his faith daggers and hits you with one of them.
Kelmi's throw MASSACRES you! -------) this is a part of the murder round because he fled. 
The Titan is in excellent condition. 

maim = 35
decimate = 27
decimate = 27
LACERATE = 48
graze = 7
MASSACRE = 73
injure = 15
graze = 7
maim = 35
scratches = 3
graze = 7

Throw -MASSACRE = 73

= 358 HP (If we wanna get technical) That still isn't 60% more like 39%  

[f0xx]

51 minutes ago, Anonymous said:

His first round removed me of 70% of my health.

That's a very bad wording to use there

It LEFT  you at ~70%, meaning it removed 30%.

[Kyzarius]

Hes dual wielding against a decked thief.  Derp.  

Not counting that fact I know of like half a dozen ways the vamp could of totally turned that matchup.  

[Zhurong]

I still have a thing about qclasses/qraces being shelved and returned. I think after "X" amount of time, they're automatically deleted/denied

[Anonymous]

5 hours ago, Zhurong said:

I still have a thing about qclasses/qraces being shelved and returned. I think after "X" amount of time, they're automatically deleted/denied

Hmm, are you saying this character has been shelved or something? Taking a few weeks break is anything but shelved. You work so hard to get a Qclass to have it just snatched away from you would be a bit much. Now, granted if there is a max amount allowed and someone is taking up a spot and barely playing sure, purge away. 

Anonymous poster hash: 3b8ae...891

[Grimulfr]

If this thread turns into an argument about shelving characters it will be locked and the arguing parties may receive bans.

Keep it on the topic of this PK log please.