Unknown Brother Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Wasn't going to bother to post this, but UC almost peed himself laughing at this situation and insisted I do. My usual routine is as follows; I brew some coffee, read the forum while it's percolating and grab my giant novelty mug that holds about half a pot of coffee, and I drink it black and hot (of course). Coffee was done, log in my main man. First thing I notice is someone to kill, happy day! Few skirmishes, nothing gained, nothing lost. Do a little taunting, and waiting while keeping an eye on the area leading into mine, ready to get the jump on them. While waiting I notice my Bluetooth headset is dead, I normally plug it in before going to bed, must have forgot last night.. so I plug the cord in and open up spotify to jam to tunes while I get looted. As I'm scrolling through mt playlist my target walks in, I panic and slam the headset onto my head... little did I know the cord was wrapped around this GIANT mug of fresh HOT black coffee and it pulls it half onto my keyboard...bounces, and the other half directly onto my crotch. Thankfully no burns, just sore... and my $100 naga keyboard is toast. Back to using some walmart offbrand POS that I'm not used to the button placement. Shout out to the guy I was fighting this morning if you noticed someone just peaced and teleported while at full health, that was me and thanks for being a good sport about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool_Hardy Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Yeah! Its like I always say, Coffee wins every time. Coffee > Alcohol Coffee > Soda Pop Coffee > pk skills Coffee FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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