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A piece of string walks into a bar. 

Bartender says, "Bartender says we dont serve string here, get out"

The string goes outside with a pocket knife and begins cutting up his edges.

He ties himself in a knot and goes back inside.

Bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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A duck walks into a bar.  He looks at the bartender and asks "Got any grapes?"  Bartender says "no, we don't serve grapes here."  The duck nods, and leaves.

 

Next day, the duck walks back into the bar.  Again, he asks "Got any grapes?".  The bartender says they don't serve grapes, and the duck leaves.  The third day, the duck walks into the bar and asks "Got any grapes?".  The bartender's getting really annoyed at this point, and yells at the duck "NO, WE DON'T SERVE GRAPES HERE!  And if you come in and ask for grapes again, I'm going to nail your bill to the door!"  The duck nods, and leaves.

 

Next day, the duck walks into the bar.  Duck asks "Got any nails?"  Bartender says no. "Got any grapes?"

 

 

 

A black man, a Muslim, and a socialist walk up to a bar.  The bartender looks at them and says "What can I get you, Mr. President?"

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  On 9/30/2017 at 8:40 PM, Pali said:

A duck walks into a bar.  He looks at the bartender and asks "Got any grapes?"  Bartender says "no, we don't serve grapes here."  The duck nods, and leaves.

 

Next day, the duck walks back into the bar.  Again, he asks "Got any grapes?".  The bartender says they don't serve grapes, and the duck leaves.  The third day, the duck walks into the bar and asks "Got any grapes?".  The bartender's getting really annoyed at this point, and yells at the duck "NO, WE DON'T SERVE GRAPES HERE!  And if you come in and ask for grapes again, I'm going to nail your bill to the door!"  The duck nods, and leaves.

 

Next day, the duck walks into the bar.  Duck asks "Got any nails?"  Bartender says no. "Got any grapes?"

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