Designated_Driver Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'm angry. Why, you may ask? Refrigerators, I may answer. Back in the olden days, people used to use dark cellars to keep things moderately cool, so they took longer to spoil. I was okay with the invention of refrigerators. Let's make people's lives easier. They had one function: Chill food. When they made the dual refrigerator/freezer... I was still okay with it. Let's make people's lives easier. They had two functions: Chill food and freeze food. When they made dual refrigerator/freezer with ice/water dispenser... I was a little unnerved, but still okay with it. Let's make people's lives easier. They had three functions: Chill food, freeze food, and dispense ice/water. Whatever, that's cool. Then, today, I turn on my TV. And what do I see? A new refrigerator. Want to know how many functions it serves? Seven. Chill food. Freeze food. Dispense ice/water. TV. Radio. Camera. Weather monitor. WTF?!?!?!?!?! Why the hell do I need a refrigerator that can tell me the f***ing weather?! Ugh. What's next? A refrigerator that can tell me my clothes make me look fat? One that can tell me that -I- look fat, and regulate what food I can and can't have? Bah. I hate refrigerators. http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/gr-g267atba.jhtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalzame Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Dude. Chill out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Y'know why? We're lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 At this rate, refridgerators will render regular kitchen appliances obsolete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'm hoping that mine will start to pay for it's own food as I'm starting to get hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'm hoping that mine will start to pay for it's own food as I'm starting to get hungry. Get a job. Hippie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Get a job. Hippie. We hippies DO in fact have jobs. We just don't go to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Heard rumor of a fridge that will scan your items and send them to the grocery store by email (those items that are 'usual' on your list) so they can either deliver them or set them aside for you at the store. True or not, that's up for grabs, but still heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming sayoonara Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 i'd buy it...and would buy the updated, food regulating "your clothes make you look fat" model too...i have no discipline when it comes to healthy eating...so a fridge to monitor that would be welcome in my home..then i wouldn't have to hear it call me fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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