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  1. Would have been nice if my 120 in polearm which he doesn't know was worth a crap :P

     

     

    2.    <1387hp 476m 331mv 17hour Hell-Forge

    3.      Upon entering, the deafening sounds of hammer upon anvil set your teeth

    4.    on edge. The great "huff" of the bellows sets a steady rhythm to which an

    5.    army of riftspawn work dilligently to create armaments for the demon hordes.

    6.    The expansive cavern is a honeycomb of lava-crafted caves. Crimson banners

    7.    bearing the howling demon of Nexus hang at the mouth of every one. Beyond

    8.    the stone dias upon which the demons work, set within the lake of fire, a

    9.    statue stands. The image of a jester, carved from obsidian, catches small

    10.                       streams of lava in each hand which drip from the ceiling.

    11.                        

    12.                       [Exits: east]

    13.                            An odd contraption has been constructed here.

    14.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A large nightmare paws at the ground.

    15.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A massive umber hulk is here.

    16.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A huge, scaled behemoth paws the ground here.

    17.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A chicken with far too many legs is here, scratching happily in the dirt while keeping a menacing eye on Skree.

    18.                       (White Aura) Skree the Helmsman of the Soulfarer is here, sitting astride a black dragon.

    19.                       (White Aura) A huge Horned Demon stands here ready to instruct.

    20.                       A black drake flies in.

    21.                        

    22.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour Skree yells 'Help! Koal just bodyslammed into me!'

    23.                       You fall flat on your face!

    24.                       Skree draws his weapon.

    25.                       Skree wields the Frosted Wire.

    26.                        

    27.                       Forces of chaos begin to tear into you.

    28.                        

    29.                       Your bodyslam misses Skree.

    30.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

    31.                        

    32.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

    33.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    34.                       You block a Spawn's corruption with your weapon.

    35.                       You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

    36.                        

    37.                       Passage to the Nexus opens around Spawn.

    38.                       A chaosdemon appears and roars at Koal!

    39.                       You deftly block the missiles with your weapon.

    40.                       An Iceborn Boomstick's blast misses you.

    41.                       You parry Skree's attack.

    42.                       You block Skree's attack with your weapon.

    43.                       You dodge Skree's attack.

    44.                       You block a large nightmare's attack with your weapon.

    45.                       You block a large nightmare's attack with your weapon.

    46.                       You dodge a large nightmare's attack.

    47.                       You parry a large nightmare's attack.

    48.                       You parry an umber hulk's attack.

    49.                       You block an umber hulk's attack with your weapon.

    50.                       You parry a huge scaled behemoth's attack.

    51.                       You dodge a huge scaled behemoth's attack.

    52.                       You dodge a huge scaled behemoth's attack.

    53.                       You block A five legged chicken's attack with your weapon.

    54.                       Skree parries your attack.

    55.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

    56.                        

    57.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

    58.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    59.                       Skree stops using a glimmering white staff.

    60.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

    61.                        

    62.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

    63.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    64.                       Skree wields the Frosted Wire shard in his off-hand.

    65.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

    66.                        

    67.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

    68.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    69.                       Skree lights some Magenta Leaves and smokes it.

    70.                       Skree gets a wild look in his eyes!

    71.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

    72.                        

    73.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

    74.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    75.                       Skree kicks dirt in your eyes!

    76.                       Skree's kicked dirt grazes you.

    77.                       You can't see a thing!

    78.                       You parry someone's attack.

    79.                       You parry someone's attack.

    80.                       You block a Spawn's corruption with your weapon.

    81.                       You block a Spawn's tainted slash with your weapon.

    82.                       Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    83.                       You dodge someone's attack.

    84.                       You dodge someone's attack.

    85.                       Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    86.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    87.                       The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    88.                       A chill sinks deep into your bones.

    89.                       Someone's freezing bite wounds you.

    90.                       The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    91.                       Someone's freezing bite hits you.

    92.                       A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!

    93.                       You start to panic as your mind runs away from you!

    94.                       You dodge someone's attack.

    95.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    96.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    97.                       You dodge someone's attack.

    98.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    99.                       You dodge someone's attack.

    100.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    101.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    102.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    103.                 Someone dodges your attack.

    104.                 Your flame DISMEMBERS someone!

    105.                 Something draws life from someone.

    106.                 Your life drain grazes someone.

    107.                  

    108.                 Koal: [===|===|===|==-]

    109.                 <1267hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    110.                 A bolt of black lightning cracks out of someone's horn at you!

    111.                  

    112.                 Koal: [===|===|===|==-]

    113.                 <1267hp 476m 330mv 17hour di

    114.                  

    115.                 You parry someone's attack.

    116.                 You parry someone's attack.

    117.                 You parry a Spawn's corruption.

    118.                 You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

    119.                  

    120.                 Passage to the Nexus opens around Spawn.

    121.                 Someone appears and roars at someone!

    122.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

    123.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

    124.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

    125.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    126.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    127.                 Someone's freezing bite grazes you.

    128.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    129.                 Someone's freezing bite hits you.

    130.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

    131.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

    132.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

    133.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    134.                 Someone's crush hits you.

    135.                 Someone's draining horn injures you.

    136.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    137.                 You parry someone's attack.

    138.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    139.                 Someone dodges your attack.

    140.                 Something draws life from someone.

    141.                 Your life drain grazes someone.

    142.                 A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!

    143.                 You failed to induce terror in someone.

    144.                  

    145.                 Koal: [===|===|===|---]

    146.                 <1041hp 476m 330mv 17hour Your kicked dirt misses someone.

    147.                  

    148.                 Koal: [===|===|===|---]

    149.                 <1041hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    150.                 You parry someone's attack.

    151.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    152.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    153.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    154.                 Luckily your feet aren't on the ground.

    155.                 You block a Spawn's corruption with your weapon.

    156.                 You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

    157.                  

    158.                 Passage to the Nexus opens around Spawn.

    159.                 Yet nothing comes out...

    160.                 Something's blast maims you!

    161.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

    162.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

    163.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    164.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    165.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    166.                 Someone's freezing bite injures you.

    167.                 You parry someone's attack.

    168.                 You parry someone's attack.

    169.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    170.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    171.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    172.                 You parry someone's attack.

    173.                 You parry someone's attack.

    174.                 Someone's draining horn wounds you.

    175.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    176.                 You parry someone's attack.

    177.                 Your flame DISMEMBERS someone!

    178.                 Something draws life from someone.

    179.                 Your life drain scratches someone.

    180.                 A surge of fear induced power begins coursing through your veins.

    181.                  

    182.                 Koal: [===|===|=--|---]

    183.                 <841hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    184.                 Someone yawns.

    185.                  

    186.                 Koal: [===|===|=--|---]

    187.                 <841hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    188.                 Someone says 'Idiot.'

    189.                  

    190.                 Koal: [===|===|=--|---]

    191.                 <841hp 476m 330mv 17hour TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

    192.                  

    193.                 Someone's slash grazes you.

    194.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    195.                 You parry someone's attack.

    196.                 You parry someone's attack.

    197.                 Someone jumps in front of someone!

    198.                 You dodge a Spawn's corruption.

    199.                 You block a Spawn's tainted slash with your weapon.

    200.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    201.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    202.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    203.                 Someone's chill maims you!

    204.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    205.                 Someone's freezing bite wounds you.

    206.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

    207.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    208.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

    209.                 You parry someone's attack.

    210.                 You parry someone's attack.

    211.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    212.                 You parry someone's attack.

    213.                 You parry someone's attack.

    214.                 Luckily your feet aren't on the ground.

    215.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    216.                 Your flame misses someone.

    217.                 Someone dodges your attack.

    218.                 Someone dodges your attack.

    219.                 Your flame misses someone.

    220.                 Something draws life from someone.

    221.                 Your life drain scratches someone.

    222.                  

    223.                 Koal: [===|===|---|---]

    224.                 <679hp 476m 330mv 17hour scream

    225.                 ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

    226.                  

    227.                 Koal: [===|===|---|---]

    228.                 <679hp 476m 330mv 17hour

    229.                 A bolt of black lightning cracks out of someone's horn at you!

    230.                  

    231.                 Koal: [===|===|---|---]

    232.                 <679hp 476m 330mv 17hour flee

    233.                 You flee from combat!

    234.                 You can't see a thing!

    235.                  

    236.                 <679hp 476m 329mv 17hour e

    237.                  

    238.                 You dismount.

    239.                  

    240.                 <679hp 476m 329mv 17hour

    241.                 Someone flies in.

    242.                 Someone walks in.

    243.                 Someone walks in.

    244.                 Someone flies in.

    245.                 Someone flies in.

    246.                 Someone flies in.

    247.                 Someone flies in.

    248.                  

    249.                 <679hp 476m 329mv 17hour

    250.                 You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'

    251.                  

    252.                 Forces of chaos begin to tear into you.

    253.                  

    254.                 You parry a Spawn's corruption.

    255.                 You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

    256.                 You deftly block the missiles with your weapon.

    257.                 Something's blast misses you.

    258.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

    259.                 You dodge someone's attack.

    260.                 Someone's chill DISMEMBERS you!

    261.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

    262.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

    263.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

    264.                 Someone's freezing bite scratches you.

    265.                 Your vision returned you manage to calm down.

    266.                 You feel less cold.

    267.                 You rub the dirt out of your eyes.

    268.                 A strange feeling of mechanical life and energy fills you!

    269.                 The Torso and Arms of Adeptus 'ZGRRTS'!

    270.                 You feel better.

    271.                 Skree has some small wounds and bruises.

    272.                  

    273.                 Koal: [===|==-|---|---]

    274.                 <574hp 477m 355mv 18hour Timer now at 30 secs.

    275.                 No way!  You are still fighting!

    276.                 Skree has some small wounds and bruises.

    277.                  

    278.                 Koal: [===|==-|---|---]

    279.                 <574hp 477m 355mv 18hour fle

     

     

     

     

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Would have been nice if my 120 in polearm which he doesn't know was worth a crap :P

 

 

2.    <1387hp 476m 331mv 17hour Hell-Forge

3.      Upon entering, the deafening sounds of hammer upon anvil set your teeth

4.    on edge. The great "huff" of the bellows sets a steady rhythm to which an

5.    army of riftspawn work dilligently to create armaments for the demon hordes.

6.    The expansive cavern is a honeycomb of lava-crafted caves. Crimson banners

7.    bearing the howling demon of Nexus hang at the mouth of every one. Beyond

8.    the stone dias upon which the demons work, set within the lake of fire, a

9.    statue stands. The image of a jester, carved from obsidian, catches small

10.                       streams of lava in each hand which drip from the ceiling.

11.                        

12.                       [Exits: east]

13.                            An odd contraption has been constructed here.

14.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A large nightmare paws at the ground.

15.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A massive umber hulk is here.

16.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A huge, scaled behemoth paws the ground here.

17.                       (Charmed) (White Aura) A chicken with far too many legs is here, scratching happily in the dirt while keeping a menacing eye on Skree.

18.                       (White Aura) Skree the Helmsman of the Soulfarer is here, sitting astride a black dragon.

19.                       (White Aura) A huge Horned Demon stands here ready to instruct.

20.                       A black drake flies in.

21.                        

22.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour Skree yells 'Help! Koal just bodyslammed into me!'

23.                       You fall flat on your face!

24.                       Skree draws his weapon.

25.                       Skree wields the Frosted Wire.

26.                        

27.                       Forces of chaos begin to tear into you.

28.                        

29.                       Your bodyslam misses Skree.

30.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

31.                        

32.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

33.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

34.                       You block a Spawn's corruption with your weapon.

35.                       You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

36.                        

37.                       Passage to the Nexus opens around Spawn.

38.                       A chaosdemon appears and roars at Koal!

39.                       You deftly block the missiles with your weapon.

40.                       An Iceborn Boomstick's blast misses you.

41.                       You parry Skree's attack.

42.                       You block Skree's attack with your weapon.

43.                       You dodge Skree's attack.

44.                       You block a large nightmare's attack with your weapon.

45.                       You block a large nightmare's attack with your weapon.

46.                       You dodge a large nightmare's attack.

47.                       You parry a large nightmare's attack.

48.                       You parry an umber hulk's attack.

49.                       You block an umber hulk's attack with your weapon.

50.                       You parry a huge scaled behemoth's attack.

51.                       You dodge a huge scaled behemoth's attack.

52.                       You dodge a huge scaled behemoth's attack.

53.                       You block A five legged chicken's attack with your weapon.

54.                       Skree parries your attack.

55.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

56.                        

57.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

58.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

59.                       Skree stops using a glimmering white staff.

60.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

61.                        

62.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

63.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

64.                       Skree wields the Frosted Wire shard in his off-hand.

65.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

66.                        

67.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

68.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

69.                       Skree lights some Magenta Leaves and smokes it.

70.                       Skree gets a wild look in his eyes!

71.                       Skree is in excellent condition.

72.                        

73.                       Koal: [===|===|===|===]

74.                       <1387hp 476m 330mv 17hour

75.                       Skree kicks dirt in your eyes!

76.                       Skree's kicked dirt grazes you.

77.                       You can't see a thing!

78.                       You parry someone's attack.

79.                       You parry someone's attack.

80.                       You block a Spawn's corruption with your weapon.

81.                       You block a Spawn's tainted slash with your weapon.

82.                       Someone's chill LACERATES you!

83.                       You dodge someone's attack.

84.                       You dodge someone's attack.

85.                       Someone's chill LACERATES you!

86.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

87.                       The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

88.                       A chill sinks deep into your bones.

89.                       Someone's freezing bite wounds you.

90.                       The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

91.                       Someone's freezing bite hits you.

92.                       A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!

93.                       You start to panic as your mind runs away from you!

94.                       You dodge someone's attack.

95.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

96.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

97.                       You dodge someone's attack.

98.                       You block someone's attack with your weapon.

99.                       You dodge someone's attack.

100.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

101.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

102.                 You dodge someone's attack.

103.                 Someone dodges your attack.

104.                 Your flame DISMEMBERS someone!

105.                 Something draws life from someone.

106.                 Your life drain grazes someone.

107.                  

108.                 Koal: [===|===|===|==-]

109.                 <1267hp 476m 330mv 17hour

110.                 A bolt of black lightning cracks out of someone's horn at you!

111.                  

112.                 Koal: [===|===|===|==-]

113.                 <1267hp 476m 330mv 17hour di

114.                  

115.                 You parry someone's attack.

116.                 You parry someone's attack.

117.                 You parry a Spawn's corruption.

118.                 You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

119.                  

120.                 Passage to the Nexus opens around Spawn.

121.                 Someone appears and roars at someone!

122.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

123.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

124.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

125.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

126.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

127.                 Someone's freezing bite grazes you.

128.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

129.                 Someone's freezing bite hits you.

130.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

131.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

132.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

133.                 You dodge someone's attack.

134.                 Someone's crush hits you.

135.                 Someone's draining horn injures you.

136.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

137.                 You parry someone's attack.

138.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

139.                 Someone dodges your attack.

140.                 Something draws life from someone.

141.                 Your life drain grazes someone.

142.                 A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!

143.                 You failed to induce terror in someone.

144.                  

145.                 Koal: [===|===|===|---]

146.                 <1041hp 476m 330mv 17hour Your kicked dirt misses someone.

147.                  

148.                 Koal: [===|===|===|---]

149.                 <1041hp 476m 330mv 17hour

150.                 You parry someone's attack.

151.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

152.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

153.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

154.                 Luckily your feet aren't on the ground.

155.                 You block a Spawn's corruption with your weapon.

156.                 You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

157.                  

158.                 Passage to the Nexus opens around Spawn.

159.                 Yet nothing comes out...

160.                 Something's blast maims you!

161.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

162.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

163.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

164.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

165.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

166.                 Someone's freezing bite injures you.

167.                 You parry someone's attack.

168.                 You parry someone's attack.

169.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

170.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

171.                 You dodge someone's attack.

172.                 You parry someone's attack.

173.                 You parry someone's attack.

174.                 Someone's draining horn wounds you.

175.                 You dodge someone's attack.

176.                 You parry someone's attack.

177.                 Your flame DISMEMBERS someone!

178.                 Something draws life from someone.

179.                 Your life drain scratches someone.

180.                 A surge of fear induced power begins coursing through your veins.

181.                  

182.                 Koal: [===|===|=--|---]

183.                 <841hp 476m 330mv 17hour

184.                 Someone yawns.

185.                  

186.                 Koal: [===|===|=--|---]

187.                 <841hp 476m 330mv 17hour

188.                 Someone says 'Idiot.'

189.                  

190.                 Koal: [===|===|=--|---]

191.                 <841hp 476m 330mv 17hour TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

192.                  

193.                 Someone's slash grazes you.

194.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

195.                 You parry someone's attack.

196.                 You parry someone's attack.

197.                 Someone jumps in front of someone!

198.                 You dodge a Spawn's corruption.

199.                 You block a Spawn's tainted slash with your weapon.

200.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

201.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

202.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

203.                 Someone's chill maims you!

204.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

205.                 Someone's freezing bite wounds you.

206.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

207.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

208.                 Someone's claw grazes you.

209.                 You parry someone's attack.

210.                 You parry someone's attack.

211.                 You dodge someone's attack.

212.                 You parry someone's attack.

213.                 You parry someone's attack.

214.                 Luckily your feet aren't on the ground.

215.                 You dodge someone's attack.

216.                 Your flame misses someone.

217.                 Someone dodges your attack.

218.                 Someone dodges your attack.

219.                 Your flame misses someone.

220.                 Something draws life from someone.

221.                 Your life drain scratches someone.

222.                  

223.                 Koal: [===|===|---|---]

224.                 <679hp 476m 330mv 17hour scream

225.                 ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

226.                  

227.                 Koal: [===|===|---|---]

228.                 <679hp 476m 330mv 17hour

229.                 A bolt of black lightning cracks out of someone's horn at you!

230.                  

231.                 Koal: [===|===|---|---]

232.                 <679hp 476m 330mv 17hour flee

233.                 You flee from combat!

234.                 You can't see a thing!

235.                  

236.                 <679hp 476m 329mv 17hour e

237.                  

238.                 You dismount.

239.                  

240.                 <679hp 476m 329mv 17hour

241.                 Someone flies in.

242.                 Someone walks in.

243.                 Someone walks in.

244.                 Someone flies in.

245.                 Someone flies in.

246.                 Someone flies in.

247.                 Someone flies in.

248.                  

249.                 <679hp 476m 329mv 17hour

250.                 You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'

251.                  

252.                 Forces of chaos begin to tear into you.

253.                  

254.                 You parry a Spawn's corruption.

255.                 You parry a Spawn's tainted slash.

256.                 You deftly block the missiles with your weapon.

257.                 Something's blast misses you.

258.                 Someone's chill MUTILATES you!

259.                 You dodge someone's attack.

260.                 Someone's chill DISMEMBERS you!

261.                 Someone's chill LACERATES you!

262.                 You block someone's attack with your weapon.

263.                 The cold touch of something surrounds you with ice.

264.                 Someone's freezing bite scratches you.

265.                 Your vision returned you manage to calm down.

266.                 You feel less cold.

267.                 You rub the dirt out of your eyes.

268.                 A strange feeling of mechanical life and energy fills you!

269.                 The Torso and Arms of Adeptus 'ZGRRTS'!

270.                 You feel better.

271.                 Skree has some small wounds and bruises.

272.                  

273.                 Koal: [===|==-|---|---]

274.                 <574hp 477m 355mv 18hour Timer now at 30 secs.

275.                 No way!  You are still fighting!

276.                 Skree has some small wounds and bruises.

277.                  

278.                 Koal: [===|==-|---|---]

279.                 <574hp 477m 355mv 18hour fle

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Unknown Criminal said:

What firegiant tries to bodyslam an unsanced feral? That retarded 3 round lag allowed him to sanc, dual wield vuln weapons and blind you. Go get some hitroll, no feral soup for you! ;) 

You fail the reading comprehension UC.

He was sanced before the fight began.

[edit] That being said, it's always nice to see a character getting owned by what is supposed to be an easy.

[edit2] It seems Koal fails the reading comprehension too.

Would have been nice if my 120 in polearm which he doesn't know was worth a crap

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The reason this went so south for you is because you got feared 2nd round in. 

Don't overlook that he was also using weapons you don't know but his happen to be more offensive. 

You should try using the solar mace and an offhand, he has enough hit roll that defense isn't really a viable tactic. 

 

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1 hour ago, f0xx said:

You fail the reading comprehension UC.

He was sanced before the fight began.

[edit] That being said, it's always nice to see a character getting owned by what is supposed to be an easy.

[edit2] It seems Koal fails the reading comprehension too.

 

You seem to be the one that failed yet again, my post was a 100% sarcastic joke. 

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Thank you everyone, I've never played a zerk before.  So far very fun, but yeah Skree is a truck.  I don't know whips, he doesn't know polearm. I don't have blind fighting. You're right, defense probably isn't the way to go here, maximize my hurt and make him on the defensive instead.  Too bad Solar Mace isn't in...I guess there's some other weapon combos to try.  Anyway, loving the character so far.

 

Koal

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That polearm is a fine choice IMO. You had a poor start to the fight, missed bodyslam, missed dirt, and you got feared. You just need to get out and reset. If you dual wield his pets are going to delete you and he will land even more attacks IMO. Zerks need to rage at some point as it makes all your zerk skills better. Obviously raging can be suicide so you need to wait until you get an engage that actually goes your way. I think zerks also have to gamble, its part of the class. I think you need to rage to block arrows with your weapon and land assault damage (I could be wrong) so if that's true rage will really even out the melee against skree, but obviously not raging was the right choice in this log because of the poor start.

I'd play around with different openings like haymaker or dirt. Go for a slam if you are winning or trading even. When getting out meleed slam wont help you at all and the risk of 3 round lag can be brutal. Make sure you are using all the buffs you can (if you aren't already) and just keep resetting the fights until you land that perfectly timed haymaker as your opponent lags themselves. Then you throw in a slam and watch the damage nouns fly.

Zerks can be very frustrating, but when the stars align and things goes your way it can be really devastating for your opponent.

 

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35 minutes ago, Anonymous said:

Thank you everyone, I've never played a zerk before.  So far very fun, but yeah Skree is a truck.  I don't know whips, he doesn't know polearm. I don't have blind fighting. You're right, defense probably isn't the way to go here, maximize my hurt and make him on the defensive instead.  Too bad Solar Mace isn't in...I guess there's some other weapon combos to try.  Anyway, loving the character so far.

 

Koal

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The flaming scepter is usually in, it's a good alt when waiting for the solar to appear.

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26 minutes ago, kamikazi said:

Should I post the log of Indignant vs Koal? Im using an exotic and dualing a whip with a warrior and I get bodyslam locked at one point, him beating my ass with that flaming polearm. And yea...he was feared the entire fight.

Koal vs Brenislav was worse :(

 

Koal

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