Lethereal Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 How many times have you gone through your every day life wishing you had MUD talents in real life? I wish I had the tell command. Tell driver of minivan, “Hang up your cell phone, remove your head from your butt and drive. Going 20 mph in a 60 mph zone is unacceptable.” And if you are being ignored… Cast ‘hellstream’ driver of minivan I know Crypt has often said he wishes he had the locate spell. cast ‘locate’ car keys As this doesn’t work in real life, I usually know where things are located and hold tight to the theory that men get married so their wives can remember what obscure location they place their ‘lost’ items. What aspects of the game do you wish you could have in real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Flight.... Manacharge.... Charm Person... Sleep... Gate... Invis... ANY vamp skill... Casting spells... The ability to have your head chopped off and re-appear 61 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 ca 'create food' and the one bard song that makes booze, im pretty sure thats all i'd need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 General: HELP FILES 61 lives Service Heal Tell Skills: Probe Wereform Fast Healing Regeneration Trance Field Dressing Spells: Locate Object Create Food Create Spring Blades Dancing Blade Esuna gate (Makes seeing the fiancee quicker and cheaper on the pocket. That and I don't waste a day on flights, etc.) I think that Behrens will agree that in this location, Ice Storm is pretty useless. Cabal: ... Sorry, but that's cabal info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 I need to cast faerie fire on my kitty cat so I can find her when she goes to play outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 I need to cast faerie fire on my kitty cat so I can find her when she goes to play outside. hahahahahhaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirax Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Yep for me would have to be c 'sleep' useful for nagging girlfriends, unyielding girlfriends (joking) and for any time someones gets on your tits.. C 'plague' that smug policeman wont be quite so smug when his skin blisters with plague boils. c 'Fly' great when your running late c 'shatter' playing football would be so easy if i could shatter the shins and legs of my opponents. Oh and c 'animate corpse/charm' the possibilities are endless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 I think I would like... Second, Third, and Fourth Attack. Counter and Twin Counter. Rage, a Warcry would be nice, Bladework. Two handed definately;) , Predict is a must, Doublesheath so I can carry more WMD'S, Oh yes you gotta be able to Parry and Dual Parry aswell as DODGE!!! I would like to be able to Camo or Hide... either or is fine, As for spells just give me Heal, Slow, Haste, and Sanc and I'll be set:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel06 Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 All of the monks skill (who needs weapons when you can fight like a monk, look at Chuck Nurris) Haggle, I mean cheap games and such. as for spells haste, invis, and divine intervention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Crypticant rips your arms off in a total rage! Crypticant gets a pair of your arms. You yell 'Help! Crypticant is attacking me!' Crypticant's beating MANGLES you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 accession, psi spells, and vampy love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Any and all of the thief skills. Fiere steps out of the shadows. "Hey there, buddy!" You die of shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 'Say' You lot may have all those cool skills and spells, but without the ability to talk, I'll have the last laugh. Get it? Last laugh! Hahaha..haha..hah..ah..ahem. *cough* Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Not if I gag you with my thief skills. Who's got the last laugh now? Well, since I can't laugh either...nobody I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magick Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 c 'sleep' useful for nagging girlfriends... And here I was thinking that cast 'silence' would be so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 I'm not selfish, I'll take my 61 lives, ventriloquism and summon. Edit: Oh, and invisibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirax Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 And here I was thinking that cast 'silence' would be so much better. Yeah but that way they can still give you dirty looks and stomp around with the hump. No sleep is so much better unless of ourse c 'acid blast, c 'animate corpse' though she may start smelling in the summer season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Shoot, just give me c summon "a girlfriend", and I'll be happy. So much easier than dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 And here I was thinking that cast 'silence' would be so much better. gag ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 gag ftw! don't need a skill for that one brosef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Psh, all I'd need was invis, fly, and create spring/food. I'd be set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 for sportsmen; enlarge, haste, fly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirax Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 for sportsmen; enlarge' date=' haste, fly....[/quote'] Now why would you need enlarge, you scared to go in the showers . Sorry couldnt resist that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 create food call beasts - everyone needs a friend animate corpse - ....everyone needs a friend? mirror image - make for a damn good halloween costume fly - easy on the leg create spring polearm - I'd just use my crutch.. if that is considered a polearm, maybe a mace..>.> kick - heh.. that i always a plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 ^^ that's right, call beasts, not beast call. it's six in the morning and i haven't slept, gimme a break : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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