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I'm sitting here talking to some buds online and all of a sudden I get a message on yahoo....like the spam emails where they try to get you to receive a check of some sort from overseas. deposit it into your account, then wire back the difference of whatever they owe you.

The catch is that the check doesnt clear right away, but your bank may still give you the money. When you wire back the money out of your bank, and then realize the check bounced.....you are out X amount of dollars. And money that is wired overseas cannot be cancelled or refunded.

So anyway, I decide to have some stupid, immature fun....

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ledy_love001002: i am Ledy the Deputy Personnal Manager of Rose House Hold Company in Accrington,UK.

BUZZ!!!

aabahran_badass: I am William the Deputy WatchDog of Oral Sex Masters in the U S of A

aabahran_badass: pleased to meet you

ledy_love001002: nice to meet you too

ledy_love001002: We are looking for a representatives who is based in United States, Someone who his Faithful and Honest who will be helping us recieving payments from our customers based in the states. We are willing to pay $400 or 10% per everypayment you recieve from our clients on our behalf and you can still keep ur regular job while you work as it wouldn't affect your present state of job.

aabahran_badass: 400 dollars for oral sex? alright!

ledy_love001002: yes

ledy_love001002: All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our reliable customers in the united States.These payments will be coming to you in either Cashiers Check,Money Orders which are drawn on US Bank and hey will be issued in your Name and send to you as our representatives.

aabahran_badass: I just want to receive oral sex.

aabahran_badass: do you like oral sex?

ledy_love001002: which one of this check will you be able to cash immediately from ur bank or cashing place immediately.....Money Order....Cashier Cheque....Traveller's Cheque

BUZZ!!!

aabahran_badass: I can only cash checks that your mouth can pay

ledy_love001002: i can understand you

aabahran_badass: In order to receive your oral sex payments of 400 dollars. I will need payment by mouth....check cash.

ledy_love001002: there is no check call mouth check

aabahran_badass: No, it's where you check my penis into your mouth. Duh! Don't you know what oral sex checks are?!

aabahran_badass: What kind of bank are you running over there in the UK!

ledy_love001002: look this check was coming your usa

ledy_love001002: ok

aabahran_badass: and then I get oral sex?

aabahran_badass: or after.

ledy_love001002: so you need to cash it there

aabahran_badass: Into who's mouth?

aabahran_badass: I put on my robe and wizard hat.....

*** very long break here ***

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aabahran_badass: Do we have a deal, Ledy?

BUZZ!!!

aabahran_badass:

ledy_love001002: We are looking for a representatives who is based in United

States, Someone who his Faithful and Honest who will be helping us recieving payments from our customers based in the states. We are willing to pay $400 or 10% per everypayment you recieve from our clients on our behalf and you can still keep ur regular job while you work as it wouldn't affect your present state of job.

BUZZ!!!

aabahran_badass: we already had this discussion!

aabahran_badass: ok im ready to receive

ledy_love001002: ok

ledy_love001002: I want you to be rest assured that this transaction wouldn't cost you any amount and no tax involved in it.All you have to do is just to receive payments which will be sent to you through Fedex or UPS courier

services from our clients and this doesn't entails any money from you for everything will be arranged by our clients.

BUZZ!!!

aabahran_badass: super duper!

ledy_love001002: If you are interested i would need you to give me your Full Name,Contact Address,Phone Number and your e-mail address so i can send it to my client and he'll issue and the payment to you

aabahran_badass: My name is Ben Dover

aabahran_badass: my address is 69 Felatio Court

aabahran_badass: Rimjob, North Dakota USA

aabahran_badass: 90210

aabahran_badass: email address Ilikecheapfreaks@blowme.com

ledy_love001002: and you are sure that this is your real info

aabahran_badass: As sure as my johnson is 13" long. Would you like to see for yourself? 400 dollars for oral sex.

ledy_love001002: how is johnson

aabahran_badass: He's been deprived lately, but your offer should make him perk up a bit

ledy_love001002: did you got a cam

aabahran_badass: Just pictures.

ledy_love001002: can i see you

ledy_love001002: how is Ben Dover

aabahran_badass: my name is Benjamin Eugene Dover

aabahran_badass: and first I would like to see you

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Here is where it hits the fan

ledy_love001002: that i be later

ledy_love001002: si how much can you cash in the same day

aabahran_badass: about 20 million

aabahran_badass: depends on the tides though

ledy_love001002: you will cash 5000

aabahran_badass: then how much do I wire back to you?

ledy_love001002: 4500

aabahran_badass: so I keep 500 and send 4500 back

ledy_love001002: yeah

ledy_love001002: 'But,the problem we have is trust and honest,But we have our way of getting anyone that have the paln to gets away with our money,such person will be tracked down by the authority.I mean the FBI.........

ledy_love001002: can i trust you

aabahran_badass: and when the check does not clear. and my bank has already taken my 500 dollars.....and I cant refund it because it was wired out of the country

aabahran_badass: no, you cannot trust me. I'm an evil lvl 54 invoker nexus reaver

ledy_love001002: what you mean by evil lvl 54 invoker nexus reaver

aabahran_badass: Well, I started out as a drow dark knight, but the gods didnt like my RP too much. So they made me an Invoker and took away my hellstream. i played for awhile. pwnd some n00bs, got pretty good. sent in my app for IMM and they were like hell yea! so they promoted me to 54 and cabal promoted me to Trusted. i figure Reaver was good...but I cant tell you anymore. Its a secret.

ledy_love001002: i think you dnot think to scam the company

aabahran_badass: but what happens when your check is no good. and my 4500 dollars is lost because i wired it overseas! who will get the oral sex then!?!

ledy_love001002: i can see that you are not real to wrok

aabahran_badass: Can we still make out?

aabahran_badass: <3

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wtf was with her wanting to see my wang-dang? lmao

aabahran_badass: As sure as my johnson is 13" long. Would you like to see for yourself? 400 dollars for oral sex.

ledy_love001002: how is johnson

aabahran_badass: He's been deprived lately, but your offer should make him perk up a bit

ledy_love001002: did you got a cam

aabahran_badass: Just pictures.

ledy_love001002: can i see you

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