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and what the hells wrong with fat hairy guys! I am officialy boycotting the movement that prevents fat hairy guys from wearing no shirt. I mean come on, if you think about it, if I walk around with no shirt, all you scrawny twigs look "fit" and "athletic", but I still get to brag about pounding down a case and going to buy more beer! And I can also hold up at least two girls at once, I would like to try more though. So bleh on you you scrawny scrawny people.

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Are you allegedly "too fat" to walk around with no shirt? Join the Forsaken Lands CPC (Corpulent Persons Committee), to promote the rights of fat MUDders everywhere. For a low monthly fee, you will have the right to proclaim yourself a member of FLCPC, and recruit other members.

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And at the same time' date=' I cannot believe I'm actually talking about this.[/quote']

Sometimes education requires sacrifices. ;)

And D_D, I take either place of secretary or public relations. Treasurer could also be cool position (New hammer, price $500), but I think those two would be more fun. Yes, for me AND others. :rolleyes:

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and what the hells wrong with fat hairy guys! I am officialy boycotting the movement that prevents fat hairy guys from wearing no shirt.

If you're hairy, you are already wearing a shirt... :D

As far as the phrase "fun bags" goes, well, it's not exactly flattering. Thinking of the word bags brings to mind saggy breasts and I wouldn't think those would really be very fun.

All in all, I really don't see any arguments that make me regret being a woman and am glad I am one! :)

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Tall in shape people will always rule the world' date=' sorry peeps.[/quote'] Word. 6'1", 150.

Hey' date=' I am one of the tall people where I am. and I have a lot of muscle underneath my fat. fat is good for fighting. 200 pounds worth of force in a haymaker will hurt you.[/quote'] That's why I'm a pacifist, kiddo. Fighting's dumb.
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well, I am not like "you poked me! I am going to kill you!"

I spar. normally with wooden swords, occasionally with fists. I am better with swords, though, because people like to crack me over the head, and Whenever that happens, i'll do 1 of 2 things.

1.pass out

2. start fighting like a berserker

normally the latter.

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well, I am not like "you poked me! I am going to kill you!"

I spar. normally with wooden swords, occasionally with fists. I am better with swords, though, because people like to crack me over the head, and Whenever that happens, i'll do 1 of 2 things.

1.pass out

2. start fighting like a berserker

normally the latter.

Haha, I used to spar with swords and whatnot. Then I realized that I got made fun of a lot for it, so I quit. G'head, ask Djriacen or Twendrist.
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I have a few things to add to this thread. If that surprises you, you should go outside where you will be shocked to discover that the sky is, in fact, blue.

First of all, Bobo, you're a bad man, a very bad man. I like you already.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

~Um…ew… Besides, girls don’t do those kinds of things.

It has been my experience that even the most feminine girl will unleash one that will put men to shame from time to time, if she trusts everyone around.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

~Total lack of imagination.

Hey, men have plenty of imagination, we just put it to better use. You know, like building things, or destroying them.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.

~Yeah, but will everyone like all the gifts you got them?

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Apparently.

I prefer bosoms, or "chest".

I always thought 'bosoms' sounded like a euphemism for man boobs.

I consider it rude and chauvanistic, but that's just me.

It is, but it was never meant to be heard by a woman so it shouldn't have mattered.

edit: By the way, I've always known in the back of my mind that I was something of a nerd in high school (I would have been a slacker, but I was too lazy for that), but I was never one of those Star Wars nerds. As a matter of fact, I always wondered how someone could have so little pride that they would do something like that. As far as I'm concerned, Star Wars nerds were the Uberdorks. And the same goes for Trekkies, if there are any around here.

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