corpsestomp Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Just the other night, my cat gave birth to 5 little kittens. This is her first pregnancy, but she isn't straying from her duties. Less than 2 hours before giving birth, she managed to catch a bat in my house, bringing her total to 4 bats caught now! edit: I'll get some pictures once I find my digicam. All women could take a page from Tiger's book... (just kidding, please don't slap me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethereal Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 AW! I want to see pictures! And btw, she was probably much more mobile after giving birth than human women because I doubt she tore... *shudder* P.S. Do you live in a cave? BATS?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 A tree fell down in my backyard where the bats used to live. Now they've decided my house is just as good. Anyway, she caught the bat before, the birth, with the extra weight and all... What a badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerbity Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Had two encounters with bats. Once, was when I lived in Alaska. My mother was sitting at the computer, at about 2am in the morning on a school night, and I hear "AGHH!! STOP!". She thought one of us were up flicking her hair and hiding behind the couch behind her. Apparently, the bat was affixed on her long, beautiful hair, and wanted to make a meal of it We eventually got it out. Second, I don't quite remember, but it was here in Colorado. Not sure if bats are SUPPOSED to live here or not, but I know we had one in our house at one point in time, and got it out eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Alaska? Colorado? Hm, both of my old stomping grounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sLiVeRwOrM Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 What do they taste like? are they stringy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I've caught three possums in my house over the last two weeks. The last one seen in the house wasn't caught. It might still be running rampant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 when Myrek shacked up with me, we had a rat. we would only see it late at night and only out of the corner of our eye. it tried like hell to get into his room, tried to dig under the door itself. i never found it or it's body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTP Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 When Myrek shacked up with me' date=' we had a rat.[/quote'] o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Those poor bats! You should make them a bat-box to move into and nail it up high. That way, when they move in, you can have the bug control and enjoy the flight slow. I love it when they fly right by my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted August 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 My mom is paranoid and extremely afraid of bats, she absolutely hates anything close to a rodent, and besides, if bat's didn't want to be caught, they'd fly away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forsaken Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 That's a great idea you have. Build a bat box. Let them move in. Then soak it in gas and burn that mother down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 I don't like you anymore. I'm taking my bats and going home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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