Deykari Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 I'm back from my holiday. And as soon as I get my photos developed, I'm going to post a few corking (corking - see: disturbing within the limits of a PG-13 forum) pictures in this thread. Highlights of my holiday include downing a bottle of lemon dressing in a competition on a cruise and proceeding to vomit all over a young lady who was sunbathing, stripping completely naked in three nightclubs, losing my clothes in the third and having to walk home naked from the last club which almost got me arrested by the Greek police, waking up in bed with three young ladies, and many other interesting events. Conclusion: Club 18-30 holiday + one single 18 year old male = Use your imagination. So what's been cooking over the last week? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 How mutch € did you spend on sutch a hollyday ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designated_Driver Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 You freakin' Europeans are crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 900 Euros for the week, and I survived pretty well. I spent every single cent and couldn't get a drink on the plane home but it was cheap enough in Kavos. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Too true. I can just see Dey vomiting all over that poor sunbather. Dey, whatever shall we do with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designated_Driver Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 So you're online, and you're not talking to me yet? What the hell's your problem, boy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 So you're online' date=' and you're not talking to me yet?[/quote'] There's a very good reason as to why I'm not doing that. Too true. I can just see Dey vomiting all over that poor sunbather. Dey' date=' whatever shall we do with you?[/quote'] I didn't really care to be fair. As soon as I was sick and it went all over her chest and stomach on the deck below, I sort of started laughing along with everyone else on the boat who was watching me try to beat the holiday rep drinking the lemon dressing. Later on there was a competition to see who could down a full bottle of sunblock the fastest. The reps who did that were sick over onto the deck below too. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icor Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Man, and I thought Canadians partied the hardest. Maybe they still do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hippo Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Wow, and I thought americans were stupid...:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Wont you did if you eat Sunblock ? Or is sublock not the stuff you use to block the sun rays ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Nah, sunblock is some type of white smoothie everyone ignorant enough uses on there body thinking it will protect there skin from uv-enhanced solar rays that (as they say) will burn, cripsen, and blacken your skin, killing your skin-cells and causing a cancerous disease that will in time slowly and painfully kill you. doh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Basically sun-tan lotion is what it gets called in Britain. I just used the word Sunblock because you're all missing a few cells over there. Yeah, it's basically a lotion that you rub in to block UV rays to some degree or whatever it does. But trust me, as nice as it smells, it does NOT taste nice. I have my pictures developed and I'm going to get them put onto CD so I can transfer them to my PC. (Un?)fortunately, most of them involve nudity and won't get posted here. I have a cracking picture of me wearing some girls bikini bottoms though. There is also the one of me violently vomiting onto the balcony below after all my mates peed into a bottle, told me it was peach schnapps and told me to do the "Five second drinking challenge". *glug glug glug* - "Oh dear this tastes a bit warm, and not much like peach." Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Wow, it sounds like the only thing that could have completed this little vacation was a night in the drunk tank. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 I cannot belive someone drank sunblook. That is totaly suicidal. Now the warm tea, that a common prank where i live. And what is the drunk tank ? Nevermind, just learned from Wiki, that is when you get to spend the night in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 You need to PM those pictures, Dey. That sounds friggin' hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Seriously, post those pictures somewhere else *not on the forum, i'd love to see those. *edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English lad Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 You remind me of a younger..more sedate version of myself, I remember my Lads holiday to Kavos, when I was 18, back in 2000. You should head down to Bristol sometime Dey' We'll teach you how real men party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 You remind me of a younger..more sedate version of myself, I remember my Lads holiday to Kavos, when I was 18, back in 2000. You should head down to Bristol sometime Dey' We'll teach you how real men party More sedate? What happens in Kavos, stays in Kavos. That includes two Sheffield girls locking me in their room when I took a shower and them threatening me with a strap-on, more nudity (this time in broad daylight, on a non-nudist beach), bringing the most AMAZING girl ever back to the room and having "alcohol-induced technical difficulties", taking a pee over a friends head whilst he slept, spraying deodorant over a friends arm and setting it on fire for ten euro because he had no money and wanted to eat. So, yeah. And the only reason you'd be able to show me how to party down in Bristol is that you're all wrecked after 1/2 pint of shandy in Bristol. But damn. My PC is now officially broken. Again. I need to stop doing my own shoddy DYI crap to it. I turn it on and it just bleeps and bleeps and bleeps. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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