Dizz Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT, AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Wow, way too much free time. But then again we know that, because you're on the forum for a mud like the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designated_Driver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I was a Butcher for a while, but I just couldn't cut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I was an IT guy, but I just couldn't hack it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I once was an adult film star, but I just couldn't keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I once was an adult film star' date=' but I just couldn't keep it up.[/quote'] Now that one...is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 That was so wrong Corpse, but then again, it was the best of the bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I once was an adult film star' date=' but I just couldn't keep it up.[/quote'] Game, set, match. That said, ah, tennis...quite the racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 *rolls eyes at Chay* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 There was that time I was a drug dealer, but I just couldn't deal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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