Deykari Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 New PC is set up, and so to celebrate, I'm treating you all to the only three pictures in my holiday photo collection that won't get me a perm-ban from the forums. Or that aren't ridiculously stupid pictures of like, the floor. Ever wondered what someone with alcohol poisoning looks like after their friends pee in a bottle and tell them it's a drink? And that person in particular falls for it, and drinks it? Yeah, I was sick about ten seconds after that picture was taken. Off of the balcony. Me in my next-door neighbours bikini bottoms after she very stupidly left her apartment door open, allowing me easy access to her chest of drawers. Believe me, she wasn't very happy. Her actual words in this picture were: "Those boxer shorts are absolutely ridiculous" (I was wearing some authentic Spongebob Squarepants boxer shorts, two sizes too big for me) My actual words were, "Good job I'll be taking them off to have sex isn't it?" Now watch out. I'm coming to PK you all. That means you. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Wow... that's more Deykari than I ever wanted to see. Congratulations. I have officially just hurled. By the way... has anyone ever told you that you have a giraffe neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Hahaha! I didn't realize it until you said, but it's true, he does! Pretty awesome trip, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Don't be jealous of my giraffe-like features, just accept that some people are born better than others. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 I won't be jealous of your giraffe neck if you won't be jealous of my cat-like reflexes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Do you want me to make this a double-celebration by utterly thrashing you on Street Fighter? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 is there a law against people playing SF in red bikinis? if not, there should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Pff, like you could thrash me. I'd punch you in the stomach so's your tongue would stick out, then kick you so hard in the groin that you'd bite off your own tongue. Course, that might not have quite the effect I'm looking for if you're using Cammy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Where can we get the other pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 ...dirty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 The majority of the other pictures were taken when I was highly intoxicated and asleep naked on my next-door neighbour's balcony. So the answer to the question, is that they're highly unlikely to be found anywhere. Funny thing though, I told Balinor that, yet he still requested that I send them to him. I politely declined. I do have a couple more that I've found, including one of them with the good ol' inflatable love doll. I'm going to get the one of me vomiting from the balcony too from my friends collection. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 wth is this? I'm eating lunch here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smithsonian_of_porn Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Thread title does not deliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Where can we get the other pics? you naughty, naughty girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted September 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Didn't want to post a revealing picture of my girlfriend, but alas: She's the one with yellow hair and pink skin. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 You look like a friend I had from Wales. He moved back though. So if you see your (slightly bigger build) twin in wales, say hello Ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inscribed Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Didn't want to post a revealing picture of my girlfriend, but alas: She's the one with yellow hair and pink skin. Dey Your girlfriend has two chins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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