Evangelion Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Alright. So I'm sitting in English class today, when my teacher hands out the prompt for the next essay we have to write. It is a "descriptive" essay, meaning we have to describe a subject that had an effect on us at some point. One of the options is a "Character Sketch". Basically, the assignment for that option is to write a description of a human being. And guess who has plenty of practice writing descriptions? *cackle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Best english assignment ever? Freshman biology our instructor tells us to write a 5 page research essay on ANY subject having to do with a scientific field. Some moron, the class clown kind, blurts out "Can I write one on masturbating?" The teacher replies, make it deal with science and sure. The kid was like "Nah, I'm just kidding." I thought about it for awhile....and I was like hell yeah, I'm doing it on masturbating. 7 pages on the physical, religous, and social advantages/disadvantages to human masturbation. A+ paper. I had the title page framed. God how I miss high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Yeah, but the difference is, I probably already have a human description that's long enough. I'll just pretend it's a person I met at a Rennaisance Festival, and they turned me into a nerd. My English teacher will definently buy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 You said BEST....not easiest. *mean face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I have a friend who is in a computer class that just randomly assigned her to do a research project on MUDs. Guess which one I told her to do it on? ^_~ On the other hand, teaching someone who doesn't know ANYTHING about most video games even to MUD will take some serious time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Once Duped Lemming Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 I had a similar assignment once. I wrote it, then used the work to get a dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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