Grim_Reefer Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Lets make up FL based pick up lines... ya know, like... stroll up to a little floozy in a bar type setting, nonchalantly place your beer down on the bar beside her, leaning overslightly to rest your elbow on the bar in a way to puff out your pectoral muscles (so that it is evident that you are the alpha male).... then like, look her in the eyes and be like, "Wanna see my bone cane?". Come on? Its like... you'd get slapped probably, but the experience would be priceless in my opinion. Hail victory! - Grim (I know it already says it, ****bags) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 "Is that a vial in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "Damn girl, I'd bet you'd look good without that horrible description." "Why don't we get sanc'd and screw?" (jimmy buffet song lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 "wait baby lemme just cast enlarge real quick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belegriel Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Sorry darling, I was hasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Sorry darling' date=' I was hasted.[/quote'] hahaha "whats your name girl?" "uhh why" "because im going to put a bounty out on yo heart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetfighter Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hey baby, how about you and me go back to my place and train anatomies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hey baby, how about you and me go back to my place and train anatomies. Priceless. [talking to your buddies after] Yeah, I knew she was a skank, but I needed to train cure disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 *commercial* Is that girl of your dreams playin' hard to get? Well then, come on down to Valek's school of learning to riposte with exotics! We'll teach you how to get where you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Some Random Female: 'I spent a night alone with Belegriel and all I got on my T-Shirt was this lousy Stain.' WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Hey good lookin, I can't seem to remember how to get to my hometown...how about we group up and recall back to your place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Wanna see my two-handed sword? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 hahahah It might not be the biggest rod, baby...but I mastered pugil at a young age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Ever seen a paladin mounted charge a drow, baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 You like roleplay, huh? Check out my catalepsy...now try and loot my body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 I'll rod your holiness, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Let me lay my holy hands on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Why do you keep closing your clan doors? Do I smell? How much do I have to pay you to get in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticR Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Baby, just let me charge my staff and I'll show you a real hellstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 You're definently number one on my Top 10. Somebody call a healer, cause my heart just stopped beating. Check out this Rod. It'll have you seeing Stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Girl, you must be an avatar, because you are glowing. Girl, you don't have to be a rogue to pry these leggings off of me. (Or get my sack off, for the more perverted crowd) 'YaoU MUszsT BEh TirED, BecAuZszE yaouhh'vE BeeN ruhhNnninngh throUhghhH MmMy dreaammss ahll nnniighhHT LOnng.' When the first line doesn't work You must be a low level dark knight, because you are a complete bitch. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Hahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticR Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Hey, are you a psionicist? Because I'm spellbound. Girl, are you a monk? Because you are KICKIN'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 c 'locate' trash A crumpled note is in a dirty old trunk An empty glass is in a dirty old trunk. A piece of coal is in a dirty old trunk. A pile of leaves is in a dirty old trunk. A bunch of stones is in a dirt old trunk. A small idol is in a dirty old trunk. say Damn girl, you got a lot of junk in your trunk... c 'locate' milk A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. A bottle of milk is in a chest. say My thats a big chest you have there. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Who needs pickup lines, when they can have a small, lead filled sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Who needs pickup lines' date=' when they can have a small, lead filled sack.[/quote']Balinor. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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