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Adventurer: My lady, I would pick a class just so I could fight for you.

Warrior: I mastered double grip, not because I wanted to, because I had to...

Thief: If you bring the cuffs, I've got the gag.

Battlemage: Listen girl, I'm a little small, you're a little big, I can fix it both and all you'll remember is a blur.

Invoker: I can see by my jet stream, my previous comments are starting to work.

Necromancer: Me and five of my buddies were looking for one very special lady... no? I've got acid...

Cleric: I've used a mace since level 1, how much of a pounding can you take?

Healer: request leggings

Shaman: I swear I can cure the diseases I give ya.

Ranger: I tamed the mighty Wyrm, wanna see it?

Berserker: Girl, you drive me crazy.

Ninja: I've been watching you all night...

Monk: Exotic stances, positions, what's the diference? Either way, who needs a guild hall when I can meditate in you?

Dark Knight: 'qpabraw dudasabru'

Bard: I have money.

Druid: Yeah, I'm pretty wild.

Blademaster: I can swing both ways if you'd like.

Paladin: Wanna ride Goliath?

Alright, It's late, I'm getting nothing done on my school work, and my jokes are going straight into the gutter. I'm going to bed.

WC

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Strained love:

emo-BLM: My life is hard and I'm a nobody, and so I'm going to cry a lot and then go kill myself. Baby, I know you love me, but all love is failed anyways. This universe sucks..blah.blah..blah (writes way tooo much).

emo-BLM wheels and suddenly pins his emotional depression against GF.

emo-BLM's DEATHSTRIKE does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to him.

emo-BLM's DEATHSTRIKE misses GF.

emo-BLM wishes he was DEAD!

emo-BLM bursts into tears.

GF considers getting a new BLM.

Potential BLMs laugh at you mercilessly.

Potential BLMs grin at you evilly.

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"So I don't know how to say this.......but I'm kinda a big deal. I know people' date=' people know me......yeah.......me and Martineius.....yeah we hang out. We go........"[/quote']

Ten points. :D:D

"I have many leather-bound Heraldric tomes and my hovel smells like rich mahogany."

Dey

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