Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 It's a play on tripping someone in game, and paying a woman of financially modifiable virtues for oral favors. WC Love how you say for oral favours, like those are the only purchasable kind. Past experiences? It's ok to admit it, I'm smart enough to only pay for oral too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I understand now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Love how you say for oral favours' date=' like those are the only purchasable kind. [/quote'] Well, actually, the 'goes down!' part was the reference specifically to oral favours having been purchased... I really like the 'financially modifiable virtues' phrase though... well said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 "So, what do you feel like tonight? Horse, tiger? Or just the classic monkey again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Heh. And would exactly would the 'classic monkey' be? *shudder* Odd visuals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 "Kinky?" *An hour later* "Don't worry sweatheart, I can ressurrect!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I never understood why people pay for sex...not exactly hard to get it if you want it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Haha........uh oh here we go. Just have to remember, you are talking to an ONLINE community compramised of mostly geeks and 16-21 year old virgins. The opinions of a girl, especially as most of us are men, saying sex is easily obtained, is most obvious when we put ourselves in your position. Having said that, I agree. There's a fat girl out there for every occaision! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'm gonna have to agree with Iyorvin here. At any given party, a girl is 100% able to have sex, provided she's willing to lower her standards. At the same party, a guy is not 100% because guys have to actually work at it, it's at the girl's discretion. Examples: Guy and Girl talking: Guy: Want to have sex? Girl: No. Guy is denied. Girl: Want to have sex? Guy: Goddamn right I do! Guy 'scores' as it were. This is how most situations go at parties. I know, been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I think Hegemon said it best, when he said you get what you want if you tap the inner badass. That doesn't mean being an absolute **** (although, actually, forget that, sometimes it might ) but I'm a firm beleiver that nice guys finish last. Above all else though, forget about lines and that crap, a good sense of humour will get you anywhere IMO - it is sooo possible to laugh a gorgeous lady into bed. There are a ton of good-looking women out there who will obviously get chatted up by the same people with the same crap all the time, "Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?" so why is she going to choose you? A lot of them even abuse that (I've found in my experience) just to get the free drink, and we don't want that; it's all about being the alpha male. In a party scenario, you should never be having to ask for sex, if you have a good "presence" at said party. It just comes to you. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 True that. But about the nice guys finish last, well depends on the definition of nice guys, and the definition of last. If by nice guys you mean the emotional type who respect the woman......then I have to argue. Deep down a woman just wants to be erm.....and the nice guy will help her out. And after defining nice guy, if by last you mean first, then yes, the nice guys finishes last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 True that. But about the nice guys finish last' date=' well depends on the definition of nice guys, and the definition of last. If by nice guys you mean the emotional type who respect the woman......then I have to argue. Deep down a woman just wants to be erm.....and the nice guy will help her out. And after defining nice guy, if by last you mean first, then yes, the nice guys finishes last [/quote'] Yes, it can be a hazy definition. I suppose you can class two types of nice guy too; the 'nice' guy, or the guy who is nice because he has no game and doesn't know anything else other. I suppose that doesn't make sense. I know exactly what I mean in my head but can't think how to explain it. You get your James Bond style nice guys (as in, nice guys with game - confident, caring, respectful, but not afraid to show a women interest), and you get the rest, who will come last (gah why is this so hard for me to explain?! Someone want to help me out with what I'm trying to say, someone knows what I mean..) EDIT: And I'm not talking about this in terms of having a relationship, I'm just talking about being an STD-infected male slut. Except without the STD part. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Pfff.....not the first time I've been called that. Not my fault the girlfriends sucked my soul out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Called what? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'll help you out. You are trying to say there are nice guys who can be classy about it. Then you are saying there are nice guys who actually say they are nice guys. The classy ones KNOW they are nice guys and don't have to mope around about it and how they always finish last, as the good nice guys are confident and successful enough in their endeveaurs(sp). Most 'nice guys' however, are just true to heart, but come up short because their failings are their confidence, approach, appearance, and general persona. At least that's what I'm gathering. I mean you calling me an std-infested male slut, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I wasn't calling you an STD-infested slut. I was saying, that the stuff I said about how nice guys finish last, is generally true if you WANT to be an STD-infested male slut (and by STD-infested male slut, I mean anyone who is just looking for sex and not a serious girlfriend). Relationships are pretty much something different, and not something I can comment on really, because I am an STD-infested male slut (minus the STD part). And yes, your descriptions of the nicies are pretty much on the spot - better than mine anyway. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobo Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 "laugh a girl into bed" - what world do you live in basically the best way is to pay as little interest and treat her the worst posible - thatll give you the highest odds of getting her into bed. Now if you then want to keep her just add some random beating and other physical abuse and you can be sure she never leaves you. I will never understand women.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 "laugh a girl into bed" - what world do you live in I don't mean that literally as in laughing straight into the bed. But if you can make a woman laugh, you're chances are good - women always say they love a guy with a sense of humour, and if you're interesting and funny as opposed to boring and predictable you're a step above the rest. As for what you say about treating them crap, I don't agree with "treating them the worst ever". Have a bit of respect. But the whole "pay little attention thing" does seem to work, especially on the really beautiful ones who are used to getting attention all the time. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Heh. I find it ironic that its all guys telling us what women want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Hey Dey is that a pic of you as your avatar? That could be your pick up line. Hey baby, want me to put my pic on your Avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Heh. I find it ironic that its all guys telling us what women want. It's no secret what woman want. Women sense our power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence... WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 What are all women succubus? You essense? SOunds like a shampoo commercial. I'll give a women whatever she wants, I don't really care what it is. As long as she has what I want. EsTrAgEn V TeStOsTeRoNe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Heh. I find it ironic that its all guys telling us what women want. I'm not saying what women want (well, I suppose I am, BUT, I'm just basing it off of my/others experience). Nor am I saying what I am saying is gospel, or a 'right way' to do things, or that anybody should actively change who they are with the sole intention of getting some. To avoid the cliché, it is all (to some degree) about being yourself. But being yourself will only get you so far - why? It's common knowledge that women are naturally attracted to the Alpha male. It's just natural selection at work. Why do you think in your general, stereotypical highschool, the jocks get the cheerleaders? The jocks, generally speaking (although usually absolute ******s) do possess some of the traits of an Alpha male, and that is an attraction for women, even though they may have their bad points. And note, that that IS a generalization I'm talking about here. Just my own personal view on things. Take it or leave it. I'll give a women whatever she wants' date=' I don't really care what it is. As long as she has what I want. [/quote'] What's funny is that a lot of woman (not trying to badmouth the fairer gender here ) will often make it seem like they are interested to get the bloke to do stuff for her. I've seen it firsthand (and foolishly fell for it myself before) where an incredibly attractive girl will simply abuse the lesser-minded blokes who are willing to throw the contents of that wallet at every single good-looking girl who walks past. I'm not saying that's the case with you, just a general observation on men who just get abused by women. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Hey Dey is that a pic of you as your avatar? That could be your pick up line. Hey baby, want me to put my pic on your Avatar? Yes, it's me, but that's 3 years ago. And....eh? I don't get it. :confused: Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Yes, it's me, but that's 3 years ago. And....eh? I don't get it. :confused: DeyI think the suit gets Dey enough ladies as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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