WarriorCleric Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of laughing a girl into bed is phooey. Better than laughing them out of bed... WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticR Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Just to get us back on track... Invoker: Hey, my armor isn't the only thing enchanted. -wink- -wink- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Don't worry baby, I'll pull out. If I don't, I'll just cast Reverse Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 *Beckons girl over with one finger* If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my two handed polearm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonforger17 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 A large minotaur walks in. A gnome woman is sleeping here. A gnome women screams. A gnome women wreaks in agony from an std. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 A faerie: "I'm a tripod!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Just wanted to say that if any duders need any advice to hit a dude up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of laughing a girl into bed is phooey. Even thinking of being sensitive and not trying to pick up a girl hurts my manliness. Humbug. -MasterOfManliness...erm, pie... It is possible to be manly and funny at the same time. Unfortunately for me, as manly as I may be, I'm pretty much a slim guy with little/no muscle. *Beckons girl over with one finger* If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my two handed polearm. Hahaha. Best one so far IMO. :D:D Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 The Guy With No Tact To a young lady shaman: "You might not be the best looking girl here, but at least you can cast blind." To a lone Elven lady: "I might not be the greatest looking guy, but at least somebody is talking to you, right?" To a Human lady: "Nice beard." "Excuse me?" "Oh, sorry....I thought you were a Dwarf." To an Elven lady: "Wow, I'm impressed. You don't sweat as much as the other Ogres." Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 You are carrying: the barrel a floating disc a water jug a travel bag a HUGE sack "Hey baby... I've got a HUGE sack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirax Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Someone might argue it in terms of power relationships. For example, an ******* is in a power position..he makes the choices/etc regardless of empathy. A good guy is also in a power position because he makes you happy and is attractive in heart. A pushover is not exactly in a power position. Rich guys (or soon-to-be) are in a power position. Politically, famous, etc same reason. An attractive point is when you think you have some control or sway over that power. Sleep with a band member? Why..because he is famous and I'm affecting him. Sleep with a business man? Why..because he is rich and I'm affecting him (and getting some of that back). Sleep with an ***-hole? Why..because he can be manipulated and you feel like you make a serious change (turn bad boy into good boy). That is just one theory..but.. Now, the hard part for the guys is to not get stereotyped into some role. Gelled hair, slightly out-dated yet brand (american eagle for ex.) jeans, and a a pickup will get you far with a certain kind of woman. Not for me. Cool rock band lover but not too extreme? I don't like that. I don't know about other people, but I typejudge people within seconds of their role and how close I will let them be to me. Then again, I play MUDs, studied physics, don't enjoy drinking, etc. So probably don't want to base these things off me. Right, so all you of you want to know how to have sex easily? Make them pay you. Make them feel like you'd be exceedingly kind and patient to allow them the chance to have sex with you. Have the woman pay for that dinner, etc...it can actually be done. This works for one night stands or two year work relationships. Most importantly: Have sex for THEM, not yourself. Sounds like your a tough nut to crack, right onto the next target ah yes EDITED Oooookay...that was a bit much I'm afraid. -Chayesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "Are you a healer? Cuz you raise me every time you walk by..." "That Red Dragon Armor is quite becoming on you... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirax Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "Bah im crap at chat up lines" HEADBUTT, "whey hey" Ring any bells Dey my northern friend, lol. Only kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Sounds like your a tough nut to crack' date=' right onto the next target ah yes EDITED Oooookay...that was a bit much I'm afraid. -Chayesh Try to remember that this is a PG-13 forum, Sirax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalzame Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "I know how you women are. First, it's a compliment; then you buy me a drink. Next it's back to your place so we can check out your new 'PK record'. I'm not like that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "I know how you women are. First' date=' it's a compliment; then you buy me a drink. Next it's back to your place so we can check out your new 'PK record'. I'm not like that!"[/quote'] I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckbeard Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 That thing socketable? I'm afraid I am horrible at pick up lines, guess it's another night alone practicing pugil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckbeard Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Or on the after... Wait baby! It couldn't have been that bad, don't delete! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Or on the after... Wait baby! It couldn't have been that bad, don't delete! Quality. :D Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 guess it's another night alone practicing pugil. Hehehehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "I hope you're into roleplay, and not one of those silent, trash-lovers." Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "Don't worry baby, I can CAST protection." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear, the Angel's Name Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Not exactly a pick up line, but.. No, baby, it only FELT like two minutes.... it was really four hours.... I swear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 "A minute and a half? What time are you going by' date=' it was three hours to me!"[/quote'] WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear, the Angel's Name Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 When threads get this big, I don't read all of the posts, unless it's an important thread.. sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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