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Ajindaar

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...wrong room to train that one in.

 c tele
You can't yell.
You fade into existence.
A razor clawed beast's claw MASSACRES you!
That really did HURT!
A razor clawed beast's claw MASSACRES you!
That really did HURT!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A razor clawed beast's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!

Hrmph.

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You have teleport, and two mangles and a demolish killed you; that means I can calculate a rough guess of your maximum HP, and draw up a large table of possible race/class combos you could be. Then, all I have to do is triangulate the results on my new spectrometer and BAM!

Dey

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Bleh. Not my day it seems.

You are thirsty.
Your thirst scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are hungry.
Your hunger scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You feel less sick.
You drop to your knees, defecating violently.

<_1_hp,m,mv>

Just followed by me forgetting having dysentry too and eating something.

You crouch on the ground as a slab of beef is ejected from your rear.
The pain gets you to your feet.
Your bowel movements hit you.
You have been KILLED!!

I suck.

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You have teleport, and two mangles and a demolish killed you; that means I can calculate a rough guess of your maximum HP, and draw up a large table of possible race/class combos you could be. Then, all I have to do is triangulate the results on my new spectrometer and BAM!

Dey

You are the worst scientist in history. They were Massacres.

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