WagesofSin Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Would it be possible for someone to give me the order of the conditions? What I mean is when you type score it tells you if you are in the prime of you health or maybe you have deep scars and lacerations. What are they and in what order do they go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songofsixpence Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Just takes a bit of searching...the threads not that old either 0 You are in the prime of your health 10 You have a few cuts and bruises. 20 You are a bit worn out from your wounds 30 You are covered with deep scars and lacerations. 40 You have sustained mortal injuries in your travels 50 Death is knocking at your door 60 The next death will send you beyond the abyss 61 Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WagesofSin Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Ah, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 This would've been so helpful a few days ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 wow, some of my chars actually arent as dead as I think they are... *boggle* mmmmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 wow' date=' some of my chars actually arent as dead as I think they are... *boggle* mmmmmmm...[/quote'] I'm not dead yet...I think I'll go for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajindaar Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Priceless. The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better. Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy. [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right. Just folled by: Who's that then? I dunno, Must be a king. Why? He hasn't got **** all over him. God, I LOVE that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Your muther vas a hamster, and your vather smelled lak elderberries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merriwren Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Four shall thy not count, neither count thy two, excepting that thy then proceed to three... ... Five is RIGHT OUT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Scientist: "Did you dress this woman up as a witch?" Crowd: "No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no." Man in crowd: "Yes. A bit." Crowd: "A bit! A bit, yes, a bit, a bit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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