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Your slice maims A calico cat!

A calico cat is DEAD!!

The heavens frown upon your actions.

The Gods have forsaken you.

You receive -5000 experience points.

You hear A calico cat's death cry.

slaps self.

See? Couldn't you have just asked the fuzzy little cat nicely? That's what you get for always resorting to violence first.

Oh...and playing goods.

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Good will never truly triumph over evil. Evil will always exist. A little bit of evil exists in everyone. If it didn't, we wouldn't be human. The thing is, a little bit of good exists in everyone as well, so evil will never defeat good either. It'll always just be a war with no end.

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good will always triumph over evil' date=' because goods are inter-dependant, and evils are a-holes who try to take on the world by themselves[/quote']

So true. It's like in kung fu movies, when all the bad guys surround the solitary, or at least highly outnumbered protagonist(s). Then, instead of saying, "1, 2, 3, charge!", they all go one at a time and get their asses kicked.

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That would be a great film.

The opening scene shows our dashing hero making his way towards the palace, sneaking around the guards, opening the door*BANG!*

Hero is shot by a sniping guard.

Fin

Dey

Sounds like a lot of the Aeon Flux animated series

everything is going cool, our heroine is breaking in/out of some facility, she turns some corner and POP, or ZAP, or some other sci-fi death and the short is ended.

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