Deykari Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I had tons of trouble talking to women until I read this book. I would get laughed at, plates thrown at my face, limbs broken, every day. Now I feel prepared for any occassion! http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnBooks:The_Complete_Idiot%27s_Guide_To_Talking_To_Women Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 bah on your book.. I just married one, converted her to pc gaming by exploiting her minor affinity to console games...and now we play MMORPG's course...a house, two kids, cars, rings, pearls, bracelets....all these things come with this "path" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear, the Angel's Name Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 The path of deceit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Pfff, my mommy taught me how to speak to girls. So far it's a success, and I'm on the right path to not having sex till 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I couldn't talk to women until a couple of years out of high school. Now I'm a stud (riiiiiiight....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 You all actually have to TALK to them? Man, they just seem to come running up all over me. Must be my mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 No it's cause they want to know who your plastic surgeon is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 maybe the want to know where you buy your bras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 You all actually have to TALK to them? Man' date=' they just seem to come running up all over me. Must be my mojo.[/quote'] Pleading to be released doesn't count. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 No it's cause they want to know who your plastic surgeon is. maybe the want to know where you buy your bras. ROFL! Zrothum = The New Balinor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMac Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Pleading to be released doesn't count. WC BURN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Best lines from it were: The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'. That daily bucket of Cheetos might have had something to do with it. No, but just in case we should ask a salesperson about the tensile strength of that fabric. Not fat, but the massive amounts of fur make you look like a very angry bear. Only when things are going into your mouth, not coming out. I wasn't supposed to sleep with your friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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