Typical Walmart Customer...

[Dizz]

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that Mr. Fenton go with

her to Walmart.

He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but

Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in

our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our

stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance

equipment.

All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts

when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor

leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to

put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department

and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll

bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and

asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera;

used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,

asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously

loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his

"Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people

browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the

loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and

screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ....

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door

waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There

is no toilet paper in here!"

:eek:

[Chromatic]

oh my god....

[Marc]

I've seen this before, except it wasn't about the old couple, it was just things to do in walmart.

[Fiere]

Word. Sadly, I highly doubt that this is true, simply because I've seen the same things, like Marc, and in some cases in exactly the same words.

[Lailanni]

i highly doubt this was meant as a true story, just a joke. ha ha... see, i laughed. no need to pick it apart. thanks dizz. ^.^

[Fiere]

Ooph. Way to give it to me straight. Sorry, dizz. It's good stuff.

[One Way Up]

I saw one similar to this too, except there were a few different ones on that one.

) Ask to see a fishing rod, take it to another isle, and see what you can catch from other isles.

) Taking up the entire toy isle, set up a full-scale war between the Army Men and X-men.

[EtsoShex]

) Taking up the entire toy isle' date=' set up a full-scale war between the Army Men and X-men.[/quote'] X-men FTW.

[a-guitarist]

X-men FTW.

Bratz FTW!

a-g

[Chayesh]

Just seeing Bratz ads makes me want to stab things.

['tarako]

'I know what i want to do this weekend...

[Dizz]

You stinker!