Imoutgoodbye Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 I welcome you today as we come together in this great mud, this great mud built by so many. We are gathered here today because we are grateful to those. To Athaekeetha, Crypticant, Virigoth, Sirant, Bryntryst, Rathe....and the many other Immortals who give us their time and their LOVE! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?! Brothers and Sisters, WE ARE HERE TODAY because this is our home. This is the place where our first dark-knight killed his parents. This is the place our first cleric held communion. It is here, my friends, that that vampire we met first us and gave us AN UNHOLY @$$WHOOPIN'! Now, can you feel that? Can you DIG IT?! Let us open our Aabahranian Bibles and read from Behrens 8:21. And it says, "Unto those who RP through PK and PK through RP, unto them shall the meek and the strong come, the incomplete shall come. And they shall ask not for permission, but for forgiveness. Forgiveness for their sins." Now, you may ask, forgiveness of what sins? And that's what we're going to hear about today my friends. Straight from this Blessed Unholy Book, the Word of Behrens tells us that you cannot have PK without RP. You can't have RP without PK. That is leading an empty life. And we cannot be saved until we accept that without RP and PK, our lives are empty, meaningless, void. Brothers and Sisters, I thank you for lending me your ears. May Virigoth shine upon you, may the One instill virtues, and may Malcheius mix your essense with Chaos. Blessed Be. -Reverend Valek EDIT: Gomanhor owes me a freakin' edition of the Aabahranian News. That newsletter thing he used to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behrens Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 And Behrens did instruct the forum to forever see Valek as Reverend Valek. And it was good. Now go PK someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 *claps* Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Lol. I read that whole thing with the image of Hulk Hogan standing in the middle of a wrestling arena shouting this whole thing with passion! Hahaha. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconz Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 I can dig it brother... __________________ Iconz - If yaaa smeeeeeeelllllaa la la la low... what Rev Valek... is cookin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Can you smell what the rock is cookin'? LOL <- waits for flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Hahahahaha. Must. Stop. Laughing. .... and Behrens 'chayeshing' everyone with that line too? I'm scared. Quick someone cute and female hold me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Greased Weasel Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 *holds Yuri* Rawr tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 el oh el oh dear *is so blonde he just now noticed valek's forum title changed.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Can I get an AMEN? I said, can I GET AN AMEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Greased Weasel Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Nema!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 sure... AMEN!!! lol kickass, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Wurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tarako Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 'I'm a convert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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