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Chayesh

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Because I'm Chayesh, SuperGenius Extraordinaire, I have devised a plan to generate more donations than promises of new areas, new classes, and even the sheer awesomeness of FL could ever bring into the coffers.

Yes, that's right. FL Hotties!

As we all know that most of the male patrons of MUDs are social cretins of the highest order, I give you, the unwashed, slavering masses of testosterone...

...The "Ladies of FL" Calendar!!!

January - Celerity (Bash your way into the New Year with FL's pillar of free expression and fire giant pwnage...she can pwn me anytime!)

February - Isadora (Nothing like a bardic muse Herald IMM for your valentine)

March -

April - Rairen (April showers have us thinking about poetry, beautiful blooms and our own special FL rose...ahh the sweetness!)

May - Eshaine (Spring brings about the best in FL's Mother Nature)

June - Lethereal (Celebrate the anniversary of FL with the dark goddess/healer whose charms subdued the Shadowspawn himself!)

July - Dizz (Obviously a lover of all things hot living in the desert somewhere, so lather on the sunblock!)

August -

September - Lailanni (Back to school with everyone's favorite semi-goth school vixen)

October - Merriwren (Time to view that Fall lineup with our top FL fashion expert)

November -

December - Talimee (Cuddle up by the fire and sing a duet of "Stille Nacht" with FL's own Bavarian bombshell)

Fill in the blanks people. We'll pay for the server for the next 30 years. :cool:

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I know this isnt one of those situations, but I hate when some games promise they will always be free, but then when they build up a base of constituents, they do per per month of like 5$, and the impliment alot of cool stuff that you can only get with paying. Err.... http://www.pardus.at I used to play it alot, but then they sold out. I got poop angry and left.

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Better just give me the banking info. Also' date=' I've got some free stuff to send you, so give me your address and e-mail as well.[/quote']

I see this as one of those mad-tv skits where I start spouting off information and then it pops up the:

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Experiencing Technical Difficulties

We will be right back!

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Celerity (Bash your way into the New Year with FL's pillar of free expression and fire giant pwnage...she can pwn me anytime!)

Pillar of free expression?! :eek:

Why do I get the impression that all of you just think of me like this :(:

women10.jpg

(January photo of this fire giant "pwner"!)

http://www.benchpresschampion.com/PHOTOS/WOMENBODYBUILDING/women10.jpg

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