Zrothum Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 So, New Years Eve at this pub called Rosie O'Gradys. I'm the DD for some buddies of mine. I'm going to shoot pool and toke on my pipe that I've started smoking. (my grand-pa got my started a long time ago, don't ask) Well, for those of you who haven't smoked a tobacco pipe or been around anyone smoking premium aromatic tobacco, you can't really understand. But it's different, real different. Cigarettes don't compare and are worse for you anyway. Well, I must have had two dozen people that night approach me asking what I was smoking, telling me they smelled something nice in the air. I was smoking a Cherry-blend. All of them smoked it and loved it. Talked to alot of people that night lol, think I might have converted some people from cigarettes. In celebration, I'm buying myself a new piece. http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pipes-cigars-tobacco_1929_51301963 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 You let other people suck on your pipe? Well, what do you expect when you flash those things around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 haha thats creepy dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Several attractive females were diggin it. You have to experience it to know exactly how good it smells. In a bar full of pungent odors and obnoxious crap, quality pipe tobacco is like a breath of fresh air. I had plenty of gorgeous women begging me to let them put their lips around my pipe. Granted, there were a few drunk dudes and some old ladies in the mix. But hey, beggars can't be choosers. Eh, comrades? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Granted' date=' there were a few drunk dudes and some old ladies in the mix. But hey, beggars can't be choosers. Eh, comrades? Eh?[/quote'] :eek: I do not know why, but I literally laughed out loud when I read that. I guess it is because I actually imagined a desperate MUDder taking whatever scraps he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Deykari taught me all I need to know about taking one for the team from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Asking Deykari for advice on women is like asking a fat man advice on dieting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Actually, fat people may very well have really good advice on dieting, especially if they're trying to lose weight. Just because they're failing at it, doesn't mean the diet isn't good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Well okay, we'll use subjects from both arguments to specify what's really going on. Fact: Deykari does not fail at taking home the women trying to lose weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainbimagh Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 And Dey may have really good advice on women. But I wouldnt hold my breath on either 'may' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 I don't know what I'll do if I really start seeing people smoking tobacco pipes around town. I will never live it down. I will officialy think I am the most awesome person in Beaufort, because I am a trend setter haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 "Who is the bigger fool...the fool or the man who follows him?" - Obi-Wan Kenobi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 "Who is the bigger fool...the fool or the man who follows him?" - Obi-Wan Kenobi If you're going to quote something, do it right. "Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi The quote is used while Obi-wan is under the guise of Ben Kenobi, thus the quote shouldn't really be attributed to Obi-wan, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balgashang Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 I agree with Zrothum, quality pipe tobacco is nice, but I prefer the quick fix of a parliment light 100, and I happen to be fat (maybe I'm just overweight now? I've lost some... heh) but I happen to know quite a bit about dieting/exercise, its just since I messed up my knee playing football, and can't do that anymore, I'd prefer to sit at my comp, smoke weed, and play FL then exercise. So there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malanith Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Find the 'Bucaneer' blend. Smooth, tasty and an excellent addition to a night of pillaging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Wtf, where can you smoke a pipe in a bar? I get thrown out everytime I try to hit mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Wtf' date=' where can you smoke a pipe in a bar? I get thrown out everytime I try to hit mine.[/quote']Your pipe is made of Pyrex and has little squigglies in it. Also, it's full of weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Thanks guys. You're lucky my extremely muscular physique (which is not present in any of my photos because I keep it hidden in a cupboard at home so as not to intimidate you all) can just shrug off your verbal hits. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 :eek: @ Deykari's new sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 If you're going to quote something, do it right. "Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi The quote is used while Obi-wan is under the guise of Ben Kenobi, thus the quote shouldn't really be attributed to Obi-wan, either. I have one. "Who is the bigger nerd: The nerd who misquotes Star Wars, or the nerd who corrects him?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 ROFL! Nerds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 I prefer hookas for tobacco smoking. Else I'll stick to my cigs. And pipes are used for other smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Man, I picked up a couple of hookas on Harry Hines Blvd. the other night, don't feel I got my money's worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isadora Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Man' date=' I picked up a couple of hookas on Harry Hines Blvd. the other night, don't feel I got my money's worth.[/quote'] Harry Hines? That's shady. Generally, I hear people heading to that area to either pick up hookers or kimchi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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