Fiere Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 I just had a hot dog. Thought yall would like to know. It was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grannym4n Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted January 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Not sure I get the reference, but you can't go wrong with Chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 I think it was something like: random post = random reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Anyone remember when Conan O'Brien had the chuck norris lever? Those were good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted January 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Hehe, yeah. And I realized I spilled freaking mustard on my shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Hot dogs are good, but I've moved up to smoked sausage, or in Canada, smokies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconz Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nympha Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Not sure I get the reference' date=' but you can't go wrong with Chuck.[/quote'] Ewww .....Cant stand the guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibdivine Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Chuck norris knits sweaters in his spare time and by "knit" I mean "kick" and by "sweaters" I mean "babies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balinor Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre. Chuck Norris currently holds the world record for the most consecutive penis-pushups. He pulled off 19 in a row. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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