Evangelion Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: The year's gone by, but they are pretty neat, so...enjoy! Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Imagine that! Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Whaaat?? Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile You think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Taste like chicken? Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that sign right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rensvert Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 You forgot one: Toilet bowl bombed; police have nothing to go on. Heard J-Leno talking about that one at some point last year thought it was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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