Guest emp_newb Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php Im not even going to post mine. Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 KRins: At age 45 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine. Accosted and slain by PETA reps...at 54... Anyone else find this depressing? I mean, I just got killed by vegans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isadora Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Isadora: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. :eek: Maybe I should stay away from the MUD for a while ....... or forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 At age 81 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style. Changed the name to my forum handle here. Death FL style: Dizz: At age 38 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 At age 49 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. Beat that suckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Chayesh: At age 76 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. Mis-ter Mo-jo-Risin'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 WarriorCleric: At age 63 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. For my name: At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptore Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 At age 45 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall. Ok yeah that could happen. Deptore: At age 59 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. I get pwned by a monkey? no way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balgashang Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 my name : At age 71 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall. Balgashang: At age 18 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticR Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 At age 50 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist. Pwned by a plane. Perhaps I see a sequel to Snakes on a Plane. PWNED BY A PLANE!!! Okay, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep. MysticR: At age 55 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WagesofSin Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Robert: At age 62 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus. Weee! I get to visit exotic places! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticR Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Robert: At age 62 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus. Weee! I get to visit exotic places! I'm gonna die in an imaginary place, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malanith Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Malanith: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. WhatwhatWHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balgashang Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Malanith: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. WhatwhatWHAT?! Malanith FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Forum name: Deykari: At age 69 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall. Real name: Nick: At age 64 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. .... Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 My name: At age 47 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. HBwillie: At age 34 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grosek_ Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 My name: At age 58 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. Grosek: At age 47 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb5679 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 My name: At age 49 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 My name: At age 49 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish' date=' and your body will never be recovered.[/quote'] Still though, you'd be buried in great looking shoes. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb5679 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Still though, you'd be buried in great looking shoes. Dey Just think, you could be polishing me into your shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 TheNewGuy: At age 45 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 At age 38 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 No one's had mine, apparently. Fiere: At age 38 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Jason: At age 38 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. Chromatic: At age 62 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 At age 41 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power. elfdude: At age 37 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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