Guest emp_newb Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 No one's had mine, apparently. Fiere: At age 38 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. Thats the one I did not post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Twendrist Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Ricky: At age 22 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. j.twendrist: At age 28 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Ravanex: At age 24 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balgashang Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Ravanex: At age 24 you will go down in a small raft' date=' in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.[/quote'] Pools of water....the bane of so many young dwarfs and duergars...sure it SEEMS like fun and games, until the drunken little people realize small rafts don't have much balance, and tip easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lemming Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 At age 66 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 I took the liberty of checking a few myself and the god of death got the cake. Chayesh: At age 8 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Voodoo Doll Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 At age 64 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 At age 63 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 mya: At age 75 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptore Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 mya: At age 75 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. Not true...that'll happen way before 75. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 My name: At age 26, God in His infinite wisdom will type DELETE;DELETE on your life. Should have set that delete password, foolish mortal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balgashang Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 At age 64 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. And thats what you deserve if you live to be sixty-four and still haven't realised Olde English 800 is the only way to go for malt liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 NAME:At age 69 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. And this is for the WM wannabe who can't ever get in??? questioner: At age 34 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. SICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Grim: At age 53 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 bwahahahahahaha, ask Melee crazy about Roditussin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Man, I know about Robotussin. It is a vile substance brewed in the darkest nether-regions of hell to consume the souls of the impure and purge them from their bodies and into the toilet... while leaving behind a mild sense of euphoria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 bwahahahahahaha' date=' ask Melee crazy about Roditussin.[/quote'] Or at least how to spell it. R-O-B-I-T-U-S-S-I-N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Robotussin sounds like a good anti-virus software name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Ha! Once again I best all you losers! Dale: At age 58 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. I put somtimes wear a watch, but then i realized I never wear a watch. Dale: At age 49 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Or at least how to spell it. R-O-B-I-T-U-S-S-I-N You obviously don't know melee crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Here's one I did for fun... At age 419 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever. Nice to be famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Here's one I did for fun... At age 419 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever. Nice to be famous. Not posthumously. You can't enjoy the perks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Marc: At age 25 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again. I hate lap dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 a-guitarist: At age 54 you will die lonely and alone. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Celerity: At age 53 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. Oh.........my............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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