Pali Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Celerity: At age 53 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. Oh.........my............ So, while I don't know exactly how old Celerity is right now, it seems she's got about 30 years before Zrothum hunts her down. ^_~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malanith Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Let me find a good skin graft specialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptore Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 32 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Wow, they're competing for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruelEdict Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 At age 63 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rensvert Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Rensvert : At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! Chad: At age 26 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. What the heck is up with that?!?! I'm either gonna die because of my head exploding or my entire body is gonna go?!?! I am so screwed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tarako Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 'Yay i've got a bad and worse way to go. One in my sleep at age 63 from sleeping alot. The other is at age 64 I will spontaneously combust while dining out with my family. i'd rather spontaneously combust because that will be all over the news. I'd be in a record book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 36 straight hours of Britney Spears would make me WANT to have my head explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Yeah I would rather combust. And why are you listening to Brittiny at age 60? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rensvert Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 I have no clue, but after thinking about it that death thing must be off, because I would kill myself long before I listened to 32 hours of that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Um. It doesn't technically say you're listening to anything. There are worse ways to die at 60... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 At a keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 .... like your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 it only remains present so you all can witness your distant demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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