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There was a guy I knew who borrowed Etoshex's soap one time. Now's he got like 12 venereal diseases.

Well, seeing as how we've established that's you, even though you were only three doors down I suppose I can understand that. Twelve venereal diseases will do that to a fella.

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Going to bed with a man surely. Peace out.

You know. It does not take much ingenuity or intelligence to come up with borderline homophobic referrences about homosexuality in a sophmoric attempt to be funny. In a lot of ways it is tasteless and only proves that you have the maturity level of an insecure adolescent. This is not surprising however, considering the target(s) of this statement. While I myself am not homosexual (Bobcatfan's female relatives, girlfriends, and all of his female friends - imaginary ones included - can attest to that), I still am concerned by this pedantic behavior that only further promotes ignorance. In short - at least attempt to muster as much as your low IQ will allow, to come up with something a bit more witty than the drivel that you have been attempting to pass off as insults. Because honestly, I can feel myself getting dumber everytime I even bother reading what you write.

EDIT: After reading that, I figured you might hurt yourself trying to understand what I wrote, so I will dumb it down for you. "Me think u stoopid."

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So far from what I've seen' date=' it's the majority of the playerbase armed with the mental equivalent of Airsoft guns against Malch, Celerity and I armed with rocket launchers.[/quote']

The internet. Such a wonderful place, where people attempt to display their wit, intelligence, and intellectual prowess, and their superiority in all three over others, by overly exagerrated and self-aggrandizing lines displaying ones contempt for their 'inferiors'.

There are those who might call such a thing nothing more than a sad, pathetic desire by people with so little else to be proud of in their miserable little lives that their moment of greatest pride and personal achievement lies solely in how much more wit and 'masterfully' originated insults they can generate as compared to the poor, plebian masses; that the constant attempts at belittling how 'poor' the insults of others of others are compared to one's own 'eloquently' crafted vocabulary are nothing more than a display of one's own personal insecurity in areas of actual relevance in the world.

I, however, would respectfully disagree with those who would describe people who proudly compare their wit to a 'rocket launcher' compared to the 'Airsoft guns' of others, in such a way. I respectfully argue that the 'rocket launchers' provide not only a tremendous source of comedy by their self-satisfying self-aggrandization, but also that they let all the rest of us know how well we ourselves truly have it off, and act as a warning as to how far we can truly fall.

And so I say to you rocket launchers of wit, sirs, carry on, and may God bless, for truly you are His tools in his reminding us of how well he has treated some of us compared to others.

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