corpsestomp Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 What about? The number of STI's she's contracted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Why do you all have to lie about that. Stomped's mom doesn't need, or even have time to brag! What with making all her buy one get one free coupons, Which aren't even too useful when you get her drunk enough and she forgets to charge anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Why do you all have to lie about that. Stomped's mom doesn't need' date=' or even have time to brag! What with making all her buy one get one free coupons, Which aren't even too useful when you get her drunk enough and she forgets to charge anyway.[/quote'] Yah, but while my mom may be the buy one, your mom is the get one free, even if you don't have a coupon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isadora Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Aww, goodness sweety, at least have the decency to shave it, and look at the dirt covering it! Douche was made for a reason. (As much as that hurt to write, someone had to keep this thread alive) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 You sir are a 100%, genuine pansy, garlap-filled poofter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isadora Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 [Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 smooth-tongue You know you love my smooth tongue baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young? Taken from: Henry IV, part 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Have you not a moist eye Another road I don't want to go down but here goes... Well we all know you have a moist something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Another road I don't want to go down but here goes... Well we all know you have a moist something. Yah, a moist keyboard, from vomit, after she saw your picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 You are a ill-nurtured maggot-pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Hey, it's still pie, so I'm still delicious. Unlike you, whom happens to taste like burnt hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. Burned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Cut your hair, you hippie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Cut your hair' date=' you hippie.[/quote'] You're the one hanging out in some rushes with a headband on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Psh, you're just jealous. You can say it, it's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 You look like one of the characters off of that stupid nickolodeon show with the ****ing adventurer family and the chick that talks to animals or whatever... it was a cartoon. I can't remember what it is called, but you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 It has been brought to my attention that the show in question is in fact called the Wild Thornberries, but in EtsoShex's case, I think it would be the Wild ThornFAERIES!... or like the Wild Horny Faeries or something... yeah... males... Wild Horny Male Only Drunken Faeries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Hey, at least I don't watch stupid little kids' cartoons. PH4G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Etso..... If he's the Adam, where is the Eve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 Etso..... If he's the Adam' date=' where is the Eve?[/quote'] God said AMEN! Not AWOMEN!!! Who gave Dizz the ability to talk? I know Eve didn't she was to busy eating forbidden fruit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 And God said man isn't good enough. So he made Woman and said "It is good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 Woman was made to be a companion to Adam. Second to man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 And God said man isn't good enough. So he made Woman and said "It is good." Actually, Dizz, you may wish to re-read Genesis... in Chapter 2, Adam is lonely and so requests that Eve be made, and God obliges. Of course, in Chapter 1, they're made at the same time... oh, those little contradictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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