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Haoppy Valentines Dey


Deykari

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Bah' date=' humbug! Valentine's Day is awful!!! :mad: I'm at work receiving beautiful bouquets and presents for everyone else and not for --ME--!!!! :eek: [/color']

If it helps, I haven't gotten anything for V-Day in two years now. (Yay for the single life, eh?)

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my boss at work tried to wind meup by sending me some faeke valentines texts:

"hey, i have been watching you from afar and i love your cheekiness. be my valentine?"

little di he know that i have his number in my mobile phone and it showed up as "boss mob" sending the texts. ;D

dey

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Yes, happy valentine's day all. I had no money, so I just gave away the gifts that were given to me - It comes as a surprise to me that I am better looking than I thought - I was asked out 7 times today, given an *** load of gifts, so even after giving most of them away, i've still got a locker full of stuffed animals and candy leftover. YEAH!! plus, I drew a picture on the bathroom wall of a chick in a bikini looking over her shoulder, and saying happy valentines day.

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Yes' date=' happy valentine's day all. I had no money, so I just gave away the gifts that were given to me - It comes as a surprise to me that I am better looking than I thought - I was asked out 7 times today, given an *** load of gifts, so even after giving most of them away, i've still got a locker full of stuffed animals and candy leftover. YEAH!! plus, I drew a picture on the bathroom wall of a chick in a bikini looking over her shoulder, and saying happy valentines day.[/quote']

all it takes is confidence...or an assload of money.

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Ummm ........ Wow ....... Should I comment? Perhaps I should let this be .......

I have to wonder: Maybe you're not doing it right?

Na, I dont think that is it, she told me right from the start she doesnt like v-day. Perhaps that is why I get frustrated, because I know I am working towards something I cant really ever do. I still have fun though.

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Let's see, what a way to ruin valentines day.

#1) The party I was going to was cancelled so I'm sitting on 70+ beers with no one to sell any to.

#2) I'm out of cash and can't even take my girl out for dinner because we planned on partying instead...and I'm hungry now.

#3) And the worst yet I assure you. She's on her period.

Kill me now!

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Guys...the key to V-day is to claim that it doesn't exist in your version of reality. Then when they claim you are crazy, just use a great one liner. My choice for today was: "Yeah I'm crazy, about you." I used this line at like 3:30. I missed 2 classes and like 5 1/2 hours because I was "indisposed". Have faith and even the most retarded plans work out in the end.

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Guys...the key to V-day is to claim that it doesn't exist in your version of reality. Then when they claim you are crazy' date=' just use a great one liner. My choice for today was: "Yeah I'm crazy, about you." I used this line at like 3:30. I missed 2 classes and like 5 1/2 hours because I was "[b']indisposed". Have faith and even the most retarded plans work out in the end.

Happy some happy VDs, ya'll!

a-g

Some of us will anyway...

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