BigPapa Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Let's see, what a way to ruin valentines day. #1) The party I was going to was cancelled so I'm sitting on 70+ beers with no one to sell any to. #2) I'm out of cash and can't even take my girl out for dinner because we planned on partying instead...and I'm hungry now. #3) And the worst yet I assure you. She's on her period. #1) Never ever sell beer. 3 day weekend with President's day, and you are golden. #2) Have your girl cook for you dammit! #3) Have things changed? That never stopped me back in the day! Woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Let's see, what a way to ruin valentines day. #1) The party I was going to was cancelled so I'm sitting on 70+ beers with no one to sell any to. #2) I'm out of cash and can't even take my girl out for dinner because we planned on partying instead...and I'm hungry now. #3) And the worst yet I assure you. She's on her period. #1) Never ever sell beer. 3 day weekend with President's day, and you are golden. #2) Have your girl cook for you dammit! #3) Have things changed? That never stopped me back in the day! Woot! Okay....gross....hitting it when it's bleeding is like snapping your huo in her tuo and letting it rot off. It is so unsanitary to do that, it's not clean and should be left alone for 7 days so it can rest. END OF THE STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 It comes as a surprise to me that I am better looking than I thought - I was asked out 7 times today either you are, or else it was the girls who were so compassionate about things beeing the other way around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Well, I have this one really hot friend who keeps telling me that I'm really hot, and her friends think so too, but i didn't beleive them. BTW, The one girl I asked out, she said yes so...... yeah.... I have a new GF i really like. (her name's sapphire, dont ask i think it's a little wierd, too, as do most of my friends) BTW I still think my friend's sister is hot, and i'm still attracted to both her body and personality, however, us being in different schools, i only get to see her when i go over to my friends house (Her brother, who disapproves) unless I skip 2 classes, cuz they get out 1-2 hours before us depending on the time of day. so.. yeah, that's not gonna work out. Now that I've gotten my daily rambling in, FAREWELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I was treated to a visit to the Ren Faire for Valentines's Day last Sunday. I was neat! I dressed up and saw a bunch of shows. The hawk landing on a woman's head was interesting and the torySteller was neat. He told Romeo and Juliet in spoonerisms. (The bansom hoy bumped up to her jalcony.) Anyway, I had a blast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 elf...and cut off Iowan.. happy valentines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 EEK! An elf with twigs growing out of her ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Oops, yeah, you caught me! I was actually going as a nymph(o) to a crazy sex party! (no, not really, sheesh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belegriel Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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