Deykari Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 But on the stat. rape thing' date=' i seriously doubt your parents will press charges or even care. My dad was proud as hell.[/quote'] I suppose it depends on the parent though. Some people will care when it comes to this particular...subject area. I know for one, the first time I went on holiday a couple of years ago, my mum found a box of condoms that I put in my suitcase when she went to pack some towels after I'd already packed most of it. I ended up getting a big lecture about taking precautions (and she was using tons of old-fashioned euphamisms for sex, which made it worse) and I made a joke about not intending to use them because I thought she'd appreciate grandchildren. She was NOT impressed... I'm just going to say one thing. Always be honest, always be truthful, and never, ever, ever try to be, or act like, somebody you're not. Unless you can get away with it. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 I suppose it depends on the parent though. Some people will care when it comes to this particular...subject area. I know for one, the first time I went on holiday a couple of years ago, my mum found a box of condoms that I put in my suitcase when she went to pack some towels after I'd already packed most of it. I ended up getting a big lecture about taking precautions (and she was using tons of old-fashioned euphamisms for sex, which made it worse) and I made a joke about not intending to use them because I thought she'd appreciate grandchildren. She was NOT impressed... I'm just going to say one thing. Always be honest, always be truthful, and never, ever, ever try to be, or act like, somebody you're not. Unless you can get away with it. Dey Dey...you are by far one of the goofiest people ever, have fun with it. But to say that to MY mom would have meant a slap in the face, the condoms taken away *and probably used* and the revokation of a holiday if there was any way possible for her to stop it....but man the look on her face would be priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 I constantly kid with my mom about 'spreading my seed'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 well i got so many sex-talks i thought i wanted to be a monk for awhile. but I always play it safe, and such. my parents aren't too worried about me doing something stupid like my 18 yr old lil brother who got his girlfriend pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Heh... I never got sex talks from my parents. Except once while I was 18 dating a 15-year-old I got a "be careful". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Heh... I never got sex talks from my parents. Except once while I was 18 dating a 15-year-old I got a "be careful". Illegal!!!!! ILLEGAL!!!!! Dirty old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Geez, all I got growing up was the school talk and then when I got home I had to watch a PBS program on sex. No discussion afterward. It wasn't talked about in my home. My parents never even held hands, but they were civil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted March 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Seriously. I never got the "birds and the bees" speech. All of my sex ed comes from school, friends, and pornography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 I never got it either, my mom just figured I wasn't an idiot. Boy was she wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Illegal!!!!! ILLEGAL!!!!! Dirty old man Never said I slept with her. Just dated her for a few months. She's my best friend now. Besides, you should know by now that just because something's illegal doesn't stop me from being willing to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 I never got the sex speech, I just got a lecture on contraceptives once th'madre found them. Thing is though...if somebody has them, why would they need a lecture on them? Seems pretty obvious to me they're going to use them.. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 I was thinking the same thing. Or they could be using them as waterbombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 I was thinking the same thing. Or they could be using them as waterbombs. I remember when I was like 15 we bought some condoms from a 7-11, froze them with water/flour in the winter time, and threw them in front of neighbors yards. Yeah, that's not even the worst part. When I was 17 I was an office aid in Highschool, and they had the sex ed classes, so we got about 30,000 condoms to hand out from Trojan, I stole about 300 and littered the school mascot in the closet so when Homecoming came around, :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I constantly kid with my mom about 'spreading my seed'. That just sounds so wrong. So very wrong. I mean seriously. Who constantly discusses and jokes about their semen with their mother? o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Who constantly discusses and jokes about their semen with their mother? Someone in the navy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 *badoom tish* Ten points to Aulian. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 That just sounds so wrong. So very wrong. I mean seriously. Who constantly discusses and jokes about their semen with their mother? o.o Mom: What are you doing tonight? Me: Spreading my seed all over this county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Yes, she is interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Wait, when did we start talking about YOUR mom, emp_newb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 To all you females out there, I have a question. Guy meets girl at work. Guy invites girl out for coffee after work, girl accepts. Guy says "We should do this more often!", testing the water for further interest. Girl says "Yeah, definitely. After work some time, or maybe even when we don't have work." Does the italicized part means she is interested? From experience: If you meet a girl at work (assuming you work with them) NEVER date them. Friends is fine, anything more, it gets complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 From experience: If you meet a girl at work (assuming you work with them) NEVER date them. Friends is fine' date=' anything more, it gets complicated.[/quote'] Sadly Tantangel has a VERY good point, as well as some level of expertise. In response to the your momma comment, eat **** with a rusty spoon, my mom can kick your moms *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Well, she certainly does like it rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 she has to, she gave birth to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 ...I don't understand why this thread is still going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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