Dizz Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. one could always wear a beekeeping hat wherever they go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 You, madam, are my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 damn, not many things make me actually laugh while reading. this did. thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 haha, good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerity Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 jump into the Seine river! Can get much more in Seine than that.. ha..ha..ha..................................ha.............fu? stupid Paris.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted April 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Hmm.... let's come up with addons. 21. Play peekaboo with your boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 22. Randomly start saying " Yea, you know, your right. I wish I would have thought of that before." then run the opposite direction you where facing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malanith Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 23. Randomly deny applications, then when asked why say, "Chayesh made me do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 24. Giggle maniacally at a blank monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 25. Whenever you see someone smaller than you, run at them, scream, and bash them to the ground. When they are on the ground bloody, laugh at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 26. If you didn't get something done on time, claim you were lagged by minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 26. Confess your sins using they pray command, every time you log on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 24. Giggle maniacally at a blank monitor. that one actually got me laughing quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtsoShex Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 26. Confess your sins using they pray command' date=' every time you log on.[/quote']AHAHAHA! I'm totally going to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 AHAHAHA! I'm totally going to do that. Tell us how that goes, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 27. Randomly hit people with a lead-filled sack, and mutter something about enlargement pills when they won't go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grishnak Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 27. Randomly hit people with a lead-filled sack' date=' and mutter something about enlargement pills when they won't go to sleep.[/quote'] And expect viagra jokes as a rebuttal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behrens Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 27. Randomly hit people with a lead-filled sack' date=' and mutter something about enlargement pills when they won't go to sleep.[/quote'] And if they DO go to sleep, call 911 and serve your term for assault in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 And if they DO go to sleep, call 911 and serve your term for assault in peace. I thought that's the time when you hide in the shadows and wait till the medics show up, blackjack them, and complain about meddling healers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 28. Randomly poke people and yell "POKE!" when you do. Trust me, this works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted April 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 29. Go to the waterfall and drink excessively with other healers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 28. Randomly poke people and yell "POKE!" when you do. Trust me' date=' this works. [/quote'] I dunno if I should admit this, but I actually do this at work... and at home... NOT a good thing if your wife comes home from work stressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 29. Stand in a 2-floor elevator and ask people coming in, "Which floor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 30. Whistle the first line to 'It's a Small World' over and over and over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 31. Anytime you get into an elevator for a substantially tall building, press ALL the buttons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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