Gomanhor Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 The Theran Daily Blab Vol 4. Issue 3. EDITOR'S NOTE: As you read this, remember that EVERYTHING is made up. I did not consult any of the administration for the creation of this issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Pg. 1 - Wizards of the Coast Pg. 1 – Wizards of the Coast Gomanhor Corp. is proud to announce a new partnership between itself and Wizards of the Coast, makers of the famous Magic: The Gathering collectible card game. First introduced in 1993, M:TG has since brought millions of hours of entertainment to nerds (4 of which are female) the world over. It even readied the market for other ****tier games such as Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and Star Wars. We now go to Gichard Rarfield, media representative for Wizards of the Coast, for an exclusive preview of what we can expect from this partnership. Interviewer – Hello Mr. Rarfield, thank you for meeting with us to discuss the latest development in the Magic and Forsaken Lands worlds. GR – Latest development indeed, Mr. Interviewer. Both Wizards of the Coast and Aabahran’s gods have high expectations for this project. Interviewer – Lets get straight to the point: how close are we to seeing the final product? GR – Well that depends. Umm… to tell the truth, some of the gods has not been very forthcoming with providing information. We refuse to make a card unless its content has been researched in detail. And much of this research has to be done through the likes of Roykagh, Anume, and yes, even Malchaeius. Interviewer – Why does this obstacle exist? GR – Who the hell knows? Who knows why the gods do what they do? Nobody, that’s who. All we can do is sit and wait as they slowly feed information to us. Interviewer – Can you tell us what kind of information you require to make a card? GR – That depends on the card. Lets take, for example, Mahn-Tor. We need a picture of him, drawn or photographed it doesn’t matter as long as it looks good. Next, we need to do some combat testing to determine his power and toughness. This is done by throwing all sorts of monsters at him. Interviewer – I’m sure Mahn-Tor’s seemingly infinite lives helps out at this stage. GR – It sure does, it sure does. I don’t know what we’d do without those repops. We also need to determine how much energy is required to summon Mahn-Tor to another realm. We do this by having a priest summon him and measuring the mana fluctuations with our Energy-o-Meter. Interviewer – That sounds very interesting Mr. Rarfield. How many cards can we expect to see? Will one be made for every being and item in Aabahran? GR – We’re not entirely sure. As with all collectible card games, the materials produced after the first edition depends entirely upon sales. Good sales, then we make more. Bad sales, then we have to move on to something else. There are exceptions, of course, but those involve kneepads and frankly Wizards of the Coast no longer has the need to stoop that low. Interviewer – It is my understanding that you have actually brought some of the cards with you? GR – You understand correctly Mr. Interviewer. Here are some of the nearly 400 cards planned for the Forsaken Lands set. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Pg. 2 - Publication Announcement Pg. 2 – Publication Announcement Let it be known that due to timing conflicts, publication difficulties, and laziness, all future Theran Daily Blabs will be one page in length only. It is Gomanhor’s belief that this will increase the rate at which TDB’s are produced at an acceptable cost to content quantity. Content quality will remain just as high as before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Pg. 3 - More Cards! Pg. 3 – More Cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gomanhor Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Pg. 4 - Legal Information Pg. 4 – Legal Information The Theran Daily Blab Vol 4. Issue 3. is brought to you by Gomanhor Corp. and its subdivisions: Gomanhor Beatings, Gomanhor Music Records, and Gomanhor Technologies. The views and opinions found in this issue of the Theran Daily Blab are in no way an accurate representation of what truly happens in FL 4.0. Please have mercy on our forsaken souls. AKA Please keep your finger away from the slay/flame button. All images created by Wizards of the Coast remains the property of Wizards of the Coast. I'm not trying to infringe their copyright; I'm just trying to having some fun. And this is the best I can do for real legal information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Oh my word. Give this guy a medal, or a boat, or something. Amazing. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wathok Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 You're insulting my Tribunes AND my poetry? Prepare to be slain you man whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Maybe it's just me, but i get an error when clicking on the card images. As it is, they are to small for me to make out, and I can't link to the larger image b/c of the error... Any help/fix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I'm with Kinicky on this one. emote chants silently, "I want to see the cards! I want to see the chards! Ra, ra, sha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Also can't see them... shame. Still, good to see Gom's still around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 great stuff! stupid card links... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I can see them, but takes a while to open the page. Very funny! As usual, well done G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I can see them perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Brilliant, Gomanhor, you never cease to amaze me. The tribunal headquarters is the best one there, cept maybe the herald library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Psh, well now they work... And about that Tribunal thing... Is that binary or something? I don't know that stuff. Someone translate? I'm missing so many inside jokes with Prax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Read the poetry contest entries in the RP logs section. Prax has a poem in there. It's funny, just because, it's Prax. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Funny, I'm pretty sure it's all numbers. Hey! I ain't a nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malanith Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Very amusing... and I can see them fine using the links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Hah! *applause* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Wow, Priceless. You get 4 of 5 stars. I wanted more player cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H&R Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 hahaha, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Whoever created the cards forgot to add the large pile of goodie eq that should be laying around the Tribbie HQ floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 I loved the PWIPE card. Damn overpowered. Well, pwipes are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 A few new cards Morchial: Thorghull: Venyacyr: Corinkorth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Nice. Let's see some good characters now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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