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Behrens was Irumeru.

But then I thought he was given the position of "big boss hog" when...whow as it that left, Rathe? Don't remember. Figured the current big cheese would still be Behrens. All this happened like over 2 years ago. I just came back about two months ago, so I'm out of the loop.

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when you connect it says "Irumeru Head Coder" "Malchius Head Builder" "Chayesh Head IMP". Who shows malchaeuis as head imp though. I haven't read the wizlist (shame on me!) but lots of things get out dated and never updated in such fashion. chayesh at least seems to be relevant on the forums.

Malcheius obviously so. Irumeru/Behrens...well...that would explain why all my purity characters prayers to him go unanswered :)

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  • 6 years later...

It's funny, I always assumed it was a fiery drama but the truth is so much more... Real life. Like all things, it happens over time and slowly fades to nothing. Thanks Anume.

 

As a pointless aside: I actually think this is one of the better administrations the MUD has had. Ya'll are incredibly consistent in rules and how they are enforced while striving to create a great atmosphere.

 

I guess I'm just trying to say, "Thanks for being awesome, guys. Keep up the good work."

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The real story is that Behrens fell in love with Anume. He moved to Austria, then traveled by train across the border to Germany. He spent 3 months trying to run into her at a grocery store so that he could "bump into her" and help pick up her groceries and then slyly invite her out to coffee. The plan was going well until he posted to the forum using his cell phone. Anume tracked the IP and discovered that he was close by. Immediately, she turned on Tinder and found Behrens. She left-swiped him, and that was the end of that. He bumped into one of her sisters at a grocery store and tried the same ruse. When they arrived at the coffee shop she asked his opinion on multiculturalism. He stated that he is a big fan of dwarves in the workplace. She agreed that she also liked Game of Thrones. It was all going swimmingly until that night, when they arrived at a hostel in Bavaria. He revealed to her that he was once a leader of Forsaken lands. Immediately recognizing the name of her sister's unhealthy obsession, she stopped the rendezvous just before the second clasp of her bra was undone. She left the hostel, and Behrens, rejected twice by the same family, made his way to Turkey and subsequently to Syria. Last we heard, he was in charge of The Assad family's disney DVD collection. Rumor has it, every now and then he rolls a character and then quickly rage deletes. The hostel eventually closed, since they could not remove the smell of cigar smoke and jameson's from the cabin. He may still be in love, but love is no match for Anume's excel file of ip addresses and her constant geocoding. Deykari has since offered to provide him with a mail-order bride from the UK, but they have yet to accept his offer of 100 qirsh. As a result he sits alone at night, listening to "Ana NG" on replay by They Might be Giants.

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