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Moderation is great to learn. I still can't look at alcohol the same 3 months later. Though I didn't have anyone cleaning up my puke, because even while completely smashed I still made it to a place outside of carpet/flooring to puke without really damaging anything. :P

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And you know what, just a rule of thumb. This is NOT just because they make each other taste different and it's easier to down one than the other due to lack of carbonation.

Beer before liquor; never sicker.

Liquor before beer; in the clear.

Though I have found that for some, drinking liquor and then beer will get you buzzed faster. BUT NEVER go back for liquor or START IN on liquor after you've had beer.

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Muhahaha. Unlucky, corpsestomp/rensvert. Bet you're both going to feel like corpses shortly. ;)

I am a massive lightweight, so when I'm out I just stick to bottles of beer. And I won't drink too many, too quickly, so to alleviate the problem of always wanting a drink in my hand when in a bar/club, I usually drink bottles of water inbetween beer. Still usually end up pretty messy, but not as bad as if I went all out drinking alcohol just for the sake of it.

In the nightclub I was in last night, some random guy offered me a drink that was so obviously spiked it was unbelievable. A pint with a small tablet just resting in the bottom, looking pretty idle. I don't accept drinks from strangers anyway, but I asked what the hell that tablet was, and he claimed "a lucozade isotonic glucose tablet" (yeah, okay.. #1, lucozade isotonic glucose tablets dissolve in liquid and are not that size, and #2, why would you put one in a full pint and offer it to a stranger?).

I just said "Thanks mate", turned and dropped it on the floor, glass shattered and the pint went everywhere, then made a quick exit because the guy did NOT look happy and I'm not in the business of getting jumped by three people. :D

Dey

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You should have broken it over his head. This is why back when I did drink, I did it in large groups or at home. One night we happened to end up at a "dance club" (read: club that doesn't serve alchol and caters to the 14-17 crowd, and no don't ask how we ended up there), and one of my buddies got handed a bottle of water heavily laced with X by a 14 year old girl. You just can't trust anyone these days.

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You should have broken it over his head. This is why back when I did drink' date=' I did it in large groups or at home. One night we happened to end up at a "dance club" (read: club that doesn't serve alchol and caters to the 14-17 crowd, and no don't ask how we ended up there), and [b']one of my buddies got handed a bottle of water heavily laced with X by a 14 year old girl. You just can't trust anyone these days.

Shocking... that is absolutely shocking.

But.. how the hell did you end up in a dance club? :D

As for breaking the glass over his head, it wouldn't have been the best idea at the time. I was with friends, but they were at the bar and I had just finished talking to a couple of my sister's friends, so I would have gotten tooled over by his friends. And in bars and stuff, I generally try to avoid resorting to violence unless it's necessary anyway, as in a situation like that, things can easily escalate, especially when alcohol is thrown into the mix.

Dey

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My problem with drinking is, or rather was, that I don't know when to stop. And I can't pace myself. I'm not a "big drinker" and I'm not a "big guy", so a 12er would get me fairly belligerent. I would have six beers in an hour before I'd figure out that I should slow down, another hour later, the other six would be gone and I'd be looking for more. Fast forward fifteen minutes and I'd be throwing up somewhere. Not pretty.

Since then, it took a long period of not drinking and figuring some stuff out in my mind, but I can now enjoy six beers and not really drink more. Although I will, on occasion, let it ride till ten. But I do realize I'm just being an idiot.

And, to all my fellow FLers who drink, learn to alternate, like Dey said, with one drink, one water. That will save you from many a bad morning or night or what-have-you. And look on the bright side to that: If, on the off chance, you do get into a pissing contest with someone you'll be more apt to get it out of your pants before going and, also, you'll be able to get it further (along with better aim.) :)

a-g

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Muhahaha. Unlucky, corpsestomp/rensvert. Bet you're both going to feel like corpses shortly. ;)

I am a massive lightweight, so when I'm out I just stick to bottles of beer. And I won't drink too many, too quickly, so to alleviate the problem of always wanting a drink in my hand when in a bar/club, I usually drink bottles of water inbetween beer. Still usually end up pretty messy, but not as bad as if I went all out drinking alcohol just for the sake of it.

In the nightclub I was in last night, some random guy offered me a drink that was so obviously spiked it was unbelievable. A pint with a small tablet just resting in the bottom, looking pretty idle. I don't accept drinks from strangers anyway, but I asked what the hell that tablet was, and he claimed "a lucozade isotonic glucose tablet" (yeah, okay.. #1, lucozade isotonic glucose tablets dissolve in liquid and are not that size, and #2, why would you put one in a full pint and offer it to a stranger?).

I just said "Thanks mate", turned and dropped it on the floor, glass shattered and the pint went everywhere, then made a quick exit because the guy did NOT look happy and I'm not in the business of getting jumped by three people. :D Dey

Something similar happened to me while I was vacationing at Brighton Beach (UK-not Brooklyn ;)), Deykari. I had made friends with the bartenders at my hotel in hopes of them showing us some badass party spots. They warned us that the nightlife could get a little crazy, and not to accept drinks from seemingly 'friendly' strangers. So we headed down towards the beach where they had all these crazy clubs tucked right underneath the roadway. We started drinking and dancing it up with our new found friends and I started to notice this bald dude starting at me and my lady. He came up to us after a while and started dancing with our group. Although he seemed friendly enough, I got this troubling feeling from him. After awhile he offered to buy us a drink. I turned it down and he wasn't having it. He went to the bar anyway to get the drinks and we decided to separate ourselves from this freak and move to another club. Right as we were leaving the club, someone smashed a bottle over his head at the bar. Turned out he was some pervert and had messed with some jacked dude's sister, lacing her drink. :eek:

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Im pretty sure that wisconsin has the highest bar-per-capita and we are number one in binge drinking in the world and pretty high up for alcoholism. Plus UW-madison being voted number one party school for a long while here. I dare anyone to come to wisconsin and try to outdrink anyone in this state.

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