Imoutgoodbye Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Oh, hell yeah! That's right, the Reverend is back, baby! GIVE ME AN AMEN! TESTIFY! Did you THINK, did you REALLY THINK, that the Holiest of Unholiests would put away his pulpit forever?!?! My Brothers, My Sisters, as long as there is breath in this body, the Reverend will CONTINUE, I said CONTINUE to delegate, irrelavate, and completely ravage your minds! So, you might find yourself asking yourself, "Self, what is the Reverend goin' on about?" I tell you this. The Reverend is goin' on about ROLEPLAY!!!!! That's right, he's been in there. He's had his hands in the dirt. The soot. The SOIL OF AABAHRAN! And he likes what he sees! We got them nasty evils runnin' around! We got them ostriches with their heads in the sand we call neutrals runnin' around! We got them rock chompin' pansies you call goods runnin' around! And you know what?! THE REVEREND BE SEEIN' LOTS OF ROLEPLAY! He is EXCITED! So, today, my Brothers and Sisters, I TESTIFY to YOU!!!! That's right! He's preachin' to the choir, baby! And you know what? If someone don't like that, we gonna take them to the Learnin' Tree. And you might say, "But Reverend, what's at the learning tree? That's just a little ol' dead oak tree in the middle of the desert!" And the Reverend, he says, "Well, we're gonna take us one of them little ol' branches and break it off that Tree. We're gonna dust it off real nice. BUT DON'T YOU WORRY! We won't beat nobody with that branch. Oh, no. We're gonna take that branch and dust it off. We're gonna get it REAL nice and SHINY. Then we're gonna take that son of a *****, turn it side ways, and shove it straight up their roody poo candy ***!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Dude... I <3 j00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Amen! Preach it brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Wow, bro. See that yellow ball glowing in the sky? Its called The Sun. Its the perfect cure for ...... this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Yea, seriously.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 When festy says you need help, you f'in need help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Seriously. It doesn't take a Canadian to know when you have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I found it rather humerous. That and his Avatar caught my attention. Hulk Hogan kicks ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobson Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Roody Poo Candy ??????? I want to know what it says, because there are so many better ways to put it. Up his chute In the exit tunnel Waste management facility ARSE Come on Valek...preach it and don't listen to the non believers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Preach it Brother Valek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 You guys all need......something. Used to think an organism with two brain cells was a pregnant blonde. Now I know two things. Seriously though, after reading this I dont want to RP, just in case I start writing things like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Forgive him, Father. He knows not what he says and does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Forgiveness comes after retribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I think we have a non-believer in the house! Woe betide those who stand against the Revrends teachings.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Woe betide those who stand against the Revrends teachings.. Well, to be fair, all anyone who stands against the Reverend's teachings has to do is to just rest really far away from any foliage/forest areas so that your yearning gives them an advantage. Which is why I will PK anyone who stands against the Reverend's teachings. Blindfold. Naked (my character, not actually me). Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Yeah, I hope it's your character. There's no way in hell I'd want to see you actually go off and PK naked and blindfolded. It'd be ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Dey PK? Pffft... I'd just wait for him to come to me and make a silly mistake.. Like.. Oh I dont know.. Forgetting about thunderstorm Wymsicant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 You guys got to be kidding. I must of slipped and landed in a barral of nerd. I can already feel the acne coming on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Behrens himself has sanctified Valek as the 'Reverend Valek'. Look at his title. Mock at your own peril, unbeliever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 We are the bunch of the most atypical nerds ever. Most of us even have women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Behrens himself has sanctified Valek as the 'Reverend Valek'. Look at his title. Mock at your own peril' date=' unbeliever.[/quote'] That doesn't make this right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahlos Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Festy is grumpier than a grumpy old nerd man who swallowed a grumpy pill. REPENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Well lmao.......I just don't understand this at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Oh revrend! Save his immortal soul! This one is lost without your teachings, demand your flock fall in place, use thr crook and draw this lamb back into your embrace. For woe has fallen upon thee whom refuses to acknowledge the teachings of the Revrend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Oh revrend! Save his immortal soul! This one is lost without your teachings, demand your flock fall in place, use thr crook and draw this lamb back into your embrace. For woe has fallen upon thee whom refuses to acknowledge the teachings of the Revrend. OMG. I am not coming back to this thread. I obvious stepped into some underground FL cult. I think I'm actually scared of you people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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