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A wedding that doesn't involve a Healer or an Island


Dobson

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Well chaps, it is about that time. I am getting married on July 7th at 18:00 in Texas, who wants to come?

I am inviting every last stinking one of you, and if you don't come, I will roll up another halfer trib and outlaw all of you! Free food, free hotel room, but you have to make your own way here.

For any of you who remember her, I am marrying the_lost, though she no longer plays.

Cheers

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I have to... work.

No, in all honesty, I would love to come. And if I didn't live with under my parents roof, and have to explain my every action to them, I probably would. Can't you get married like... next summer, when I'll be at JMU and they won't have to know?;)

Congratulations, my friend, and good luck.

And remember Rule #1 of Marriage:

If she's not happy, you're not happy.

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Good luck!!

Wait till you learn all those stereotypes about marraige REALLY do apply to you too!!! The jokes, the wisecracks, everything...its real...:eek:

(and I am sure your saying "oh no not me", because everyone says that, but your wrong!)

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I will need the following:

An open bar

An address

A group of depressed, horny, drunk brides maids

If you meet the criteria, I would gladly come down :)

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:D No open bar, you think I am that stupid?

We are also registered at target, bed bath and beyond and best buy.

Elfdude, you better get your act togethere and make it, festy, you too. Also all of the other long time friends I have made here.

I love you all...in a weird sorta kinda twisted way.

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One of my friends that I've known since middle school is getting married on the exact same day and I'm one of the groomsman. How that's going to work is beyond me since I've no money to get a tux or anything and being able to walk will be quite a problem and standing for the entire ceremony will be a complete bich too. Good luck with yours though, but too bad it wasn't last year on 6/6/06, it might've been more fitting. :P

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One of my friends that I've known since middle school is getting married on the exact same day and I'm one of the groomsman. How that's going to work is beyond me since I've no money to get a tux or anything and being able to walk will be quite a problem and standing for the entire ceremony will be a complete bich too. Good luck with yours though' date=' but too bad it wasn't last year on 6/6/06, it might've been more fitting. :P[/quote']

lol! i'm in the same boat. i live in texas but ShadowJunkie is getting married and i'm a groomsman. congrats, dobson!

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  • 3 weeks later...

We are going to be in the house a lot longer than that, I assure we. We have a house not a room, so there is no need for a hotel, or any reason to leave or get dressed since we have food and closed windows with curtains.

Cheers.

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Congrats man!!! I got married last year, July 9.

Married life is so much fun! But for me, it also meant bye bye to long hours of FL and sports. :P

Wifey: How do you understand that game? You don't even read what's on the screen as it's going too fast!

Me: Yeah I've memorised it.

Wifey: What?!? You're such a geek!

Me: Nah actually they're just room descriptions.

Wifey: Yeah whatever geek! What are you doing now?

Me: Buying a recall potion.

Wife: Oh you have money there? How much do you have now?

Me: 150 thousand..

Wife: WOW YOU'RE RICH! Can you withdraw it in real money?

Me: Haha as if.

After 5 minutes..

Wifey with seductive voice: Hey loverboy, come to bed?

Me in the middle of PK: .... can you give me 5 minutes please?

....

Your wife's lashing ***DEMOLISHES*** you!

Your wife's kick ===DISINTEGRATES=== you!

Your wife's no sex for you tonight DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!

:D

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Congrats man!!! I got married last year, July 9.

Married life is so much fun! But for me, it also meant bye bye to long hours of FL and sports. :P

Wifey: How do you understand that game? You don't even read what's on the screen as it's going too fast!

Me: Yeah I've memorised it.

Wifey: What?!? You're such a geek!

Me: Nah actually they're just room descriptions.

Wifey: Yeah whatever geek! What are you doing now?

Me: Buying a recall potion.

Wife: Oh you have money there? How much do you have now?

Me: 150 thousand..

Wife: WOW YOU'RE RICH! Can you withdraw it in real money?

Me: Haha as if.

After 5 minutes..

Wifey with seductive voice: Hey loverboy, come to bed?

Me in the middle of PK: .... can you give me 5 minutes please?

....

Your wife's lashing ***DEMOLISHES*** you!

Your wife's kick ===DISINTEGRATES=== you!

Your wife's no sex for you tonight DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!

:D

nawww man you don't understand,

She has played FL before. :-D

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