PERKS2

PERKS2
 
Magical:
While others enjoyed the sunshine, working on their physiques, you 
were indoors improving the only muscle that matters - the mind. 
Your best friend may be the Treatise on Magical Formulae, but the 
magical power at your fingertips is nothing to scoff at.
 
Miser:
Every - single - coin - counts. Sure it may seem like a copper here 
and there is a pittance, but it adds up. While others spend away 
their hard-earned gold, you'll be laughing all the way to the bank.
 
Nimble:
They've always said you were quick on your feet, and this inherent
quality has helped you avoid bullies and run off with more candy than
other children.
 
Overweight:
Alright, so you're big boned. At least while others struggle to carry 
their plunder, you manage it with ease. And if they laugh, you can 
always sit on them.
 
Pious:
Who needs luck when the gods are on your side. Years of dedicated 
lip-service have earned you a spot of honor among the heavens and 
aid from On High when most in need.
 
Short:
Those stubby little legs aren't just cute, they're practical too. You 
can hide in smaller places, bounce away from the clumsier folk, and 
get right back up when you tumble to the ground.
 
Stout:
Years of trying physical exercise has paid off in that your muscular
frame lends to a healthy lifestyle.
 
Tall:
How's the air up there? Taller than most, your long legs send you 
bounding across the lands and give you that little bit of extra reach 
needed when the time comes.
 
Tinkerer:
What joy there is in tampering. Whether it's with gadgets, weapons, 
or even death - you're the expert when it comes to how things tick.
 
Underweight:
Malnourishment isn't all bad. In fact, you've embraced your frail 
nature and turned it to your advantage. While others stuff their 
faces, you're content with the crumbs. Better still, those crumbs 
nourish you for longer.
 
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