Implementor Volgathras Posted September 8, 2010 Implementor Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 [ 9] Dilorry: Heiko's Total Body Makeover Mon Sep 6 13:38:01 2010 To: All of Aabahran ________________________________________________ Are you a fatty? Do you ride a horse everywhere instead of jogging? Has it been awhile since you pumped some iron? Yeah? YEAH?! WELL THEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU!!! I'm Heiko and I'm the best! At what?! EVERYTHING! I am here to give you a little piece of the heavens. I'm here to transform you into a lean, mean, steel-chewin machine! Everything you need is in my six-week program, which I'm offering to you for FREE?! Mr. Heiko, how can you offer something for free? Cause I'm the BEST! EVER!! And if you want to be fit and in the best shape you'll ever be in, you better get your *** over to Rheydin and come see me! -- Heiko ________________________________________________ ---this only reflects the views of the author--- [Exits: north east south west] The Grey Banner of the city of Rheydin stands tall here. The official Tribunal Roll Call has been posted here. A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here. (White Aura) Yxia is here, sitting astride a warhorse. Oppressant is here. (White Aura) Grum is here. Aep is here. The Town Crier stands here ready to give directions. A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. You drink water from a massive marble fountain. Your thirst is quenched. On Oppressant's order the guards quickly construct a watchtower. Heiku checks his pulse at his thick throat with two fingers on his right hand. Grum flexes his muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you. Aep sheathes his weapons. Oppressant sheathes his weapon. You peer intently at Grum. Heiku flexes every muscle in his upper body, almost busting right out of his flesh, his veins bulging to maximum capacity. Heiku strikes a bodybuilders pose. As the sun rises, the churchbells of the Temple of Light announce the dawn of a new day. Yxia beams a smile at Grum. Grum beams a smile at Yxia. Oppressant giggles. You say 'OH YEAH, GET SOME!!' Oppressant closes his eyes momentarily. Oppressant sits down and rests. Grum crosses his massive arms and leans against the fountain. Yxia waves happily. The sun rises in the east. Yxia says 'Be safe,' You say 'WHO'S READY TO CHANGE THEIR LIFE AND SHED THE POUNDS?!' The Central Commons You stand amid the Central Commons of Rheydin, the main gatheriner place in this city. A large fountain has been built here, feeding the water needs of the Rheydin citizens. Here, an inter- section divides Saint Orealt Avenue and Saint Andres Street, the main roads in Rheydin. [Exits: north east south west] The Grey Banner of the city of Rheydin stands tall here. The official Tribunal Roll Call has been posted here. A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here. (Charmed) A stone golem stands here to do his master's bidding. (Charmed) A huge gorilla beats its chest and growls menacingly. Oppressant is resting in a watchtower. Grum is here. The Town Crier stands here ready to give directions. You peer intently at the Town Crier. Heiku starts jogging in place. You say 'GOTTA KEEP MOVIN!' Oppressant stands up. Specks of star moss blow off of Grum's boulder-like shoulders in the passing Rheydin breeze. Oppressant gets a bottle of milk from a sturdy backpack. Oppressant drinks milk from a bottle of milk. Oppressant drinks milk from a bottle of milk. You say 'THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE!' You nod in enthusiastic agreement with Oppressant. Grum nods at you in agreement. Heiku drops down and executes ten flawless push-ups. Oppressant looks at you. Oppressant boggles at the concept. Heiku takes to his feet again. You say 'GRUM! BROTHERRR, LET'S PUMP SOME IRON!' Grum drops down and executes ten flawless push-ups using one finger. Heiku jumps up and down repeatedly, his arms and legs in perfect symmetry as he executes twenty perfect jumping jacks. Oppressant chortles mischieviously. Oppressant flexes his thin, toneless arms proudly. Oppressant boggles at the concept. Grum takes to his feet, clutching the massive marble fountain. 'Let's play catch!' You say 'YOU GOT AN EXTRA GLOVE?!' The Grey Banner blows strongly in the winds of Rheydin. Oppressant moves quickly to Grum, 'Easy... easy.' [Oppressant] 'Those are expensive.' Oppressant closes his eyes momentarily. A stone golem begins to workout alongside Heiku but struggles to keep the same pace. With great effort, Grum muscles the fountain into the air, pressing it above his bald head. You say 'GO LONG!!' 442hp 415m 387mv 13hour W W Saint Andres Street [Exits: north east south west] A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. 442hp 415m 386mv 13hour W W Saint Andres Street [Exits: north east south west] A citizen of Rheydin is here, enroute to the markets. A stone golem walks in. A huge gorilla walks in. 442hp 415m 385mv 13hour The Western Commons [Exits: north east south west] A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here. (White Aura) Sedgewick the trainer is here, offering to train young travelers. A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. 442hp 415m 384mv 13hour A citizen of Rheydin walks in. 442hp 415m 384mv 13hour Saint Andres Street [Exits: east west] A stone golem walks in. A huge gorilla walks in. 442hp 415m 383mv 13hour YELL I GOT IT!! You yell 'I GOT IT!!' 442hp 415m 383mv 13hour YELL LET'ER RIP! You yell 'LET'ER RIP!' Grum yells 'AAAAAAHHHH! Here it come!' Grum yells 'Fountain toss!' You yell 'OOOMPH!' Heiku catches a large fountain. 442hp 415m 388mv 14hour e The Western Commons [Exits: north east south west] A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here. (White Aura) Sedgewick the trainer is here, offering to train young travelers. A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. 442hp 415m 387mv 14hour e Saint Andres Street [Exits: north east south west] A stone golem walks in. A huge gorilla walks in. 442hp 415m 386mv 14hour e Saint Andres Street [Exits: north east south west] A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. 442hp 415m 385mv 14hour e Saint Andres Street [Exits: north east south west] A stone golem walks in. A huge gorilla walks in. 442hp 415m 384mv 14hour e The Central Commons [Exits: north east south west] The Grey Banner of the city of Rheydin stands tall here. The official Tribunal Roll Call has been posted here. A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here. A devout worshipper walks the abbey here, enroute to church. The Town Crier stands here ready to give directions. Oppressant is here in a watchtower. Grum is here. A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. Grum yells 'Good catch! Don't spill!' You say 'PERFECT GRAB!' Grum looks at you. Heiku drops a large fountain back into the center of the Commons. Heiku checks his pulse at his thick throat with two fingers on his right hand. You say 'NEED MEAT!' w;n The Meatcuttery [Exits: south up] Amala the Butcher is here, carving sides of beef. A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. 442hp 415m 386mv 15hour BUY DUCK You haggle the price down to 106 coins. You buy a roasted duck. 442hp 415m 386mv 15hour BUY DUCK You haggle the price down to 40 coins. You buy a roasted duck. 442hp 415m 386mv 15hour BUY DUCK You haggle the price down to 73 coins. You buy a roasted duck. 442hp 415m 386mv 15hour S Saint Andres Street [Exits: north east south west] A citizen of Rheydin is here, enroute to the markets. A stone golem walks in. A huge gorilla walks in. 442hp 415m 385mv 15hour E The Central Commons [Exits: north east south west] The Grey Banner of the city of Rheydin stands tall here. The official Tribunal Roll Call has been posted here. A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here. The Town Crier stands here ready to give directions. Oppressant is here in a watchtower. Grum is here. A huge gorilla walks in. A stone golem walks in. You eat a roasted duck. Grum clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug! 442hp 415m 384mv 15hour You eat a roasted duck. You are full. You say 'FEELIN THE LOVE BROTHERR! POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!' Grum says 'Brother Heiku! Workout partner.' You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to Grum! Grum says 'Strongest human Grum ever see.' Grum gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!! Grum drinks water from a massive marble fountain. Grum says 'Grum need meat too!' Oppressant's protective shield dissipates. Tiny bubbles of air stream from the sides of Ssirpina's helmet. Grum flies west. Oppressant flies west. Oppressant leaves his watchtower. Grum flies in. Oppressant flies in. Heiku gets a set of workout equipment from a sturdy backpack. Grum eats a large slab of beef. On Oppressant's order the guards quickly construct a watchtower. Grum eats a large slab of beef. Oppressant sits down and rests. Heiku grabs two barbells, one in each hand. He dips down keeping his back straight, executing a perfect squat. You peer intently at a stone golem. Grum says 'You merchant?' You say 'YOU CAN DO IT! GOTTA DIG DEEP, YOU GOTTA WANT IT!!' Grum yells out his warcry. Grum yells 'STONE FIST of the EMPIRE!' Grum utters the words, 'hpufe zlz'. Grum says 'You sell work program?' You say 'THE MERCHANTS ARE OUR OFFICIAL SPONSOR!' Grum says 'Keep muscles tight!' Grum's force shield shimmers then fades away. You say 'SEE THEIR FASHION LINE I'M SPORTIN!?' Heiku is using: a golden candle a glimmering mood ring a tarnished metal band a rusted coif a shiny trinket a gray Merchant's cap nothing. a leather Merchant's chestguard leather Merchant's vambraces thick woollen Merchant's gloves leather Merchant's leggings leather Merchant's boots a black woolen traveler's cloak a gray leather belt a promissory band a leather archery bracer a long halberd a frowning fool's mask nothing. nothing. You stop using a leather Merchant's chestguard. You slide a leather Merchant's chestguard over your torso. Grum says 'Barely fits!' You agree absolutely. Grum says 'Muscles too big.' Grum says 'NEVER TOO BIG!' Grum flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! You say 'THAT'S THE SPIRIT! ' Heiku grabs his barbell with his right hand, his palm facing up. He curls the weight up, his enormous bicep nearly bursting out of his skin. A stone golem says 'I want to be just like Heiku!' Grum nods in enthusiastic agreement with a stone golem. You say 'HAHAHA! KEEP WORKIN BROTHERRR! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO!' Grum says 'Grum pump up more later. Need find Hobbes.' Grum yells 'Hobbes!' Grum flies north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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