Implementor Anume Posted September 15, 2011 Implementor Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 You hear a tiny voice whispering from an unknown location; 'Oh, oh! Someone's coming. Shh!' A small man has some big nasty wounds and scratches. Marlene raises an eyebrow. Rhompt tilts its large head. A small man is DEAD!! You receive 467 experience points. You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent. Marlene sits down and rests. Marlene says 'Who's coming?' 'What is it...' another voice inquires. 'It.... oop! It heards us! Shh!' Marlene peers around herself intently. The Giant repeats. 'COOming?' Rhompt eyes around itself. You get the arm of a small man. You eat the arm of a small man. You lick your mouth and smile. Marlene says 'Us be quiet or them?' You poke her in the ribs. You grumble distractedly to yourself. A small man is blinded by the dirt in his eyes! Marlene's kicked dirt scratches a small man. A trio of voices can be heard whispering amongst themselves, trying to be inconspicuous... but failing miserably. 'It heards us... can't sees us though. What should we do with its?' You feel your veins course with power as the rage begins. A small man has quite a few wounds. Marlene raises an eyebrow. Marlene says 'Ummmm...what?' Marlene says 'Who's there?' Marlene's elbow slash MUTILATES a small man! A small man is DEAD!! You receive 448 experience points. You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent. A small man's heart is torn from his chest. Marlene gets 267 gold coins from the corpse of a small man. Marlene sacrifices the corpse of a small man in the name of Death. Marlene peers around herself intently. The Giant is obviously getting rather angry. It stomps about, appearing large. 'Rhompt!' Marlene says 'Not just you Rhompt.' Rhompt hoists its weapons up high. Marlene says 'I'm hearing things.' 'Big, but not scary, uh-uh,' one voice says in raspy whispers. 'Maybe we should hits it with a stick. Sees what it does.' Marlene raises an eyebrow. Marlene says 'Hit who with what stick?' Marlene peers around herself intently. The suggestion is met with a series of tiny chittering chuckles. Rhompt looks back at Marlene a moment, a look of unknowing desparation on its face. Marlene scans all around. Marlene pokes you in the ribs. Marlene says 'He's bigger!' Marlene nods. Marlene snickers softly. Rhompt repeats. 'BIGGAR.' 'Oh, oh, I knows!' The second voice is higher, possibly female. 'We make it eats scorpions. Yes, sees what it does!' Rhompt tilts its head. 'SCOURPINS.' Marlene drops a bottle of milk. A bottle of milk shatters into a million pieces! Marlene pours milk from a bottle of milk into the barrel. You peer intently at Marlene. Rhompt points to its mouth. Marlene drinks milk from the barrel. Marlene says 'What kind of scorpions?' 'Ah! It hears us! Do something!' A lot of shuffling meets the demand You beam delightedly at nothing in particular. Marlene closes her eyes for a moment and regulates her breathing. A sudden pain erupts in your skull. You go to sleep. You come to with a pounding headache. You wake up and start resting. Marlene rides in. Rhompt rubs its head a looks around, a bit of dusted stone blowing in the breeze. As you come to, another round of soft snickering can be heard. Inside a Labyrinth Lush green bushes entwined with long vines create walls of vegetation splendor. This labyrinth of plants is very well groomed and excellently maintained, and its beauty is overwhelming. Soon, the beauty fails to overshadow the fact that every turn looks the same and you may be lost. [Exits: south west] Marlene the Mistress of the Body is here, sitting astride a white charger. The sun slowly disappears in the west. Marlene says 'I couldn't find the goblin thing.' Marlene shrugs helplessly. Rhompt gets to its feet. You peer intently at Marlene. You point at Marlene. Marlene raises an eyebrow. You come to with a pounding headache. You glare at nothing in particular. Marlene says 'You were bigger.' Marlene shrugs helplessly. Marlene says 'Easier to knock out?' Marlene scans all around. Rhompt continues to stare at Marlene, a mixture of anger and confusion painted on its face. 'Ha! Big dumb thing,' the raspy voice whispers. 'I hits it and it fallses over.' Marlene says 'Bet they can't do it to me though.' Marlene snickers softly. Rhompt stamps its knobby feet HARD! Marlene hops around like a little kid. Marlene scans all around. 'What about the other ones,' comes a deeper voice. 'He wears nice thingies. Shiney thingies.' Marlene's movement is no longer as accurate. Marlene moves with the swiftness and the accuracy of the crane. Marlene says 'I earned them fare and square.' l Inside a Labyrinth Lush green bushes entwined with long vines create walls of vegetation splendor. This labyrinth of plants is very well groomed and excellently maintained, and its beauty is overwhelming. Soon, the beauty fails to overshadow the fact that every turn looks the same and you may be lost. [Exits: south west] Marlene the Mistress of the Body is here, sitting astride a white charger. You scratch yourself on the head... confused. You sigh. Marlene says 'That paladin was wimpy.' Marlene says 'And the Pirates are push overs.' Marlene snickers softly. You say 'P-wimpy.' Marlene peers around herself intently. Rhompt dives into one of the green bushes nearby, flattening it entirely. You yell 'KILL!' Marlene says 'Kill what?' Marlene peers around herself intently. Marlene says 'I can't see.' Rhompt stands and starts heaving before diving into the adjacent bush. The trio of voices return, cackling maddening. 'So dumb! Stoooopid dumb thingie!' Rhompt stands once more, perplexed. Dichght, the devious devil hits Marlene on the back of the head with a lead filled sack. Marlene goes to sleep. Dichght, the devious devil snickers softly. Marlene snores loudly. Dichght, the devious devil crawls west. You boggle at the concept. Marlene snores loudly. Dichght, the devious devil appears in a swirling mist. Dichght, the devious devil looks at Marlene. Dichght, the devious devil says 'Oop!' Rhompt pulls his weapon up to Dichght and makes a few loud grumbling noises. Dichght, the devious devil crawls west. Marlene snores loudly. Marlene wakes and stands up. Marlene rubs her eyes. Marlene yawns. Rhompt holds his hand just a few feet off the ground frantically! Marlene says 'What happened?' Another round of cackles. Rhompt stamps its feet before pulling its hand only a few feet apart. Marlene says 'Small something?' You blink innocently at Marlene. A hail of various floral debris flies from the surrounding brush! Dichght, the devious devil's acorn MASSACRES you! Marlene peers around herself intently. A chip flies off of Rhompt's shoulder! Marlene winces in agony. Grrrrrrrrrr... Marlene says 'That's not very nice!' Rhompt stampts its feet loudly before yelling a few incoherent words. Marlene says 'That actually hurt!' Marlene sits down and rests. 'BUWAAAAHAHAHA!!' Inside a Labyrinth Lush green bushes entwined with long vines create walls of vegetation splendor. This labyrinth of plants is very well groomed and excellently maintained, and its beauty is overwhelming. Soon, the beauty fails to overshadow the fact that every turn looks the same and you may be lost. [Exits: south west] A small man moves towards you, gasping for air. Marlene is resting here. You point at a small man. You say 'KILL!' Marlene stands up. Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage! You feel your veins course with power as the rage begins. Marlene says 'It's probably him anyways.' Your slash LACERATES a small man! A small man is DEAD!! Rhompt looks about, a look of frantic bewilderment on its face. 'So stoopid! It thinkses poor man doesses it!' A nearby bush veritably quakes as the trio falls over in laughter! Inside a Labyrinth Lush green bushes entwined with long vines create walls of vegetation splendor. This labyrinth of plants is very well groomed and excellently maintained, and its beauty is overwhelming. Soon, the beauty fails to overshadow the fact that every turn looks the same and you may be lost. [Exits: south west] The ripped-off ear of a small man is lying here. Marlene rides in. Marlene scans all around. Marlene says 'It could've...' Rhompt jumps into the nearest bush, flattening it once more! Dichght, the devious devil limps in. A sudden pain erupts in your skull. You go to sleep. You come to with a pounding headache. You wake up and start resting. Marlene rides in. Marlene sits down and rests. Rhompt sits up, pieces of floral debris all over its body. You bat your eyelashes. Rhompt rubs its head and lays back in the destroyed bush. Marlene peers around herself intently. Marlene says 'I tried to go after it.' You come to with a pounding headache. The Giant mutters something about, 'Rhompt.' After a moment Rhompt stands, it heaves its weapon into the air. Rhompt stares at Marlene. Marlene stops meditating and rests. Marlene peers around herself intently. Marlene says 'Has it come again?' Rhompt holds its hand down low to the ground and shakes its head vigorously. Rhompt stampts its feet. Marlene rides east. You follow Marlene. Inside a Labyrinth Lush green bushes entwined with long vines create walls of vegetation splendor. This labyrinth of plants is very well groomed and excellently maintained, and its beauty is overwhelming. Soon, the beauty fails to overshadow the fact that every turn looks the same and you may be lost. [Exits: east west] Marlene the Mistress of the Body is here, sitting astride a white charger. Dichght, the devious devil is here snickering. A large mantis walks about the ground, chomping on leaves. Rhompt rubs its head. You appear to have scared them off..... for now. You flex your muscles proudly! Marlene grins evilly. The Giant shouts loudly, 'Rhompt! Marlene says 'Oddest things...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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